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Man Cleared Of Assault Because of 'Sexsomnia'

Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:09 pm

The Canadian province of Ontario plans to review a court decision that cleared a man of sexual assault charges after a judge ruled he was asleep during the attack — a disorder known as 'sexsomnia'.

Jan Luedecke, 33, was cleared of sexual assault charges on Tuesday because he said he was asleep during the attack. A sleep expert testified that Luedecke suffers from a disorder that causes sexsomnia -- involuntary sexual behaviour during sleep -- which he had apparently experienced before.

The court heard that Luedecke and the female victim met at a party. She testified she fell asleep and woke up to find Luedecke having sex with her. She pushed him away and called the police.

Luedecke confessed to police after he discovered he was still wearing a condom and realised he had sex.

The woman left the courtroom in tears when the verdict was read, and said she would take the case to the highest court possible. The Attorney General's Office which oversees the province's prosecutions, said on Thursday it needs to research its options for an appeal because of the strange circumstances of the case.

The judgement has outraged local women's groups. "This is infuriating. It’s another case of the courts not taking a woman seriously, adding yet another list to the list of excuses which men use for sexual assault", said Suzanne Jay, spokesperson for one such group dealing with sexual assault.
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Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:36 pm

Hmmm time to start a sleeping crime spree at the local banks.
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Postby dammuzis » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:58 pm

putting a condom on while asleep? now that is talented
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:10 pm

What I want to know is how heavy of a sleeper you have to be to wake up and find someone already having sex with you

I mean.. it's gotta take some work to maneuver that thing into a hole of someone unwilling, let alone asleep - I'd damn sure wake up.
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:05 pm

Sexsomnia is a very real problem, I have it. However, this is a sham. When you have sexsomnia you are not coherent enough to put on a condom. It basically is purely animal sex, Tiffany quit sleeping in panties because I tear them off when it happens. She also claims it is absolutely mindblowing sex. It usually comes from sleep deprivation, alcohol or insanity.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:47 pm

Bet the boy scouts loved you on camp-outs.

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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:53 am

OuchyFish wrote:Bet the boy scouts loved you on camp-outs.

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Postby Rotj » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:03 am

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Postby Lionking » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:43 am

This was a Canadian court decision. 'Nuff said.
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Postby liquidstayce » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:48 am

LionKing wrote:This was a Canadian court decision. 'Nuff said.


exactly.. FUCKING CANADIANS (pun intended)
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Postby Adivina » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:17 am

LOL @ DangerPaul.

Btw, I ban the use of the name Tiffany from sexual stories on this board, DAMNIT! You and Ralf are going to be the death of me.
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Postby Vincenti » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:13 am

So Tiffany was it mindblowing sex?
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Postby ClakarEQ » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:41 pm

My wife tells me all the time that I'm tweaking her breasts or grinding on her, or rubing her naughty parts, etc. while we are sleeping, all the while I have no knowledge of this.

She even said one time I rolled her over and started making out, or trying to, and again I don't remember a thing.

The funny part is normally if a pin drops on the carpet it wakes me up /shrug

I'll have to look into this sexsomina thing. O and before I get flammed, I'm not sex deprived or any of that.
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Postby Spazz » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:57 pm

Everyone grinds and grabs at a girl if they happen to be sleeping with someone. But to hardcore bang some bitch while your totally asleep is rediculus. I do not beleive it
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:28 pm

ClakarEQ wrote:My wife tells me all the time that I'm tweaking her breasts or grinding on her, or rubing her naughty parts, etc. while we are sleeping, all the while I have no knowledge of this.

She even said one time I rolled her over and started making out, or trying to, and again I don't remember a thing.

The funny part is normally if a pin drops on the carpet it wakes me up /shrug

I'll have to look into this sexsomina thing. O and before I get flammed, I'm not sex deprived or any of that.


Did you put on a condom first like the guy in the article did?
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:57 pm

ClakarEQ wrote:My wife tells me all the time that I'm tweaking her breasts or grinding on her, or rubing her naughty parts, etc. while we are sleeping, all the while I have no knowledge of this.

She even said one time I rolled her over and started making out, or trying to, and again I don't remember a thing.

The funny part is normally if a pin drops on the carpet it wakes me up /shrug

I'll have to look into this sexsomina thing. O and before I get flammed, I'm not sex deprived or any of that.


I too have been guilty of this. She even forgave me when I was all over her while I was asleep and whispered in her ear "what is your name?"

:rofl: :rofl:

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