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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:02 pm

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm

Any sympathy you might feel will go away when you read the offenses.
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Postby Jirig » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:58 pm

Vonk posted this a very long time ago. It has been one of my Bookmarks ever since~
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:36 pm

Texas is one of the few states that knows how to deal with a problem.

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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:35 pm

Man.. some of those guys last statements are just disgraceful

Says the man who murdered a policeman:

I’ve been praying all day for Carl Levin’s wife to drive the bitterness from her heart because that bitterness that’s in her heart will send her to Hell just as surely as any other sin.

So he kills the lady's husband, and says SHES going to hell.. nice
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:11 pm

i dont think i'd have a very friendly message to the people watching me be put to death :dunno:
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:16 pm

Now I'm against the death penalty.. not because I feel people should be forgiven, but moreso because of the cost of the trials and the fact that I feel violent murderers shouldn't be sedated but rather tortured in every possible way

At any rate, that's all fine and well if people don't have a happy message to those watching them be put to death.. but my goodness - you murder a person, and expect their family to be lovey dovey and embrace you or something? Why on earth would they go to hell because they hate YOU for taking away their family

not you as in you tuggan since I'm pretty sure you haven't murdered anyone, but you know what I mean
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Postby Tikker » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:38 pm

The part that cracks me up is the ones wehre the dudes are all religious and whatnot
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:43 pm

Yeah they all magically find religion when they get locked up.
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Postby Aatrex » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:14 am

I think when staring down the barrel of death you tough cookies might think differently as well.
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Postby Tuggan » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:10 am

my favorite last words were "Peace." and that was it. PEACE BITCHES IM OUT
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:20 am

OuchyFish wrote:Yeah they all magically find religion when they get locked up.


WTF GOD CURES YOU OF ALL YOUR SINS SO YOU CAN'T BE BAD IF YOU LIKE THE JESUS.

Or...people are fucked up regardless of faith.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:11 am

Gyps, perhaps he really was worried that his actions not only killed a man but were going to cause her to go to hell as well. He can't bring the husband back to life...but he can pray that she finds some peace.


Dang, I'm in an optimistic frame of mind this morning. :)
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:45 am

Did you read that whole last statement Mart? I think you'd disagree =b

Then there's a guy who killed his son by poisoning his halloween candy talking about WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME IS WRONG, YOU PEOPLE ARE BAD etc
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:35 am

I didn't click the link...just read your excerpt. :)
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Postby Jirig » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:54 pm

Aatrex wrote:I think when staring down the barrel of death you tough cookies might think differently as well.


Shit. I'd make Mindia look like an atheist if I were on death row.

On my path to the afterlife, I'd find Jesus, Budha, Zeus, Cubie, and anyone else who might offer salvation in exchange for my repentance.
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Postby Adivina » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:13 pm

Has anyone found any person who's last statement has just been pure off the wall evil? I know not everyone has gone to death saying nice shit, but I don't see any here, everyone is apologizing, claiming they are innocent, and praying to god. I'm curious to find one where the person says yeah I did it and I liked it fuck you... I know there are such around
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Postby Tuggan » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:22 pm

haha, thats all i was looking for. i gave up after reading about 100 prayers and 'i love my wife and kids' bullshit. i was rather disapointed :(
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:44 am

"Yes sir, Warden Okay I've been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long. Before I leave, I want to tell you all. When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. I'll see you in Heaven someday. That's all Warden."
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Postby brinstar » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:21 pm

john lennon's last words were

"i'm shot"
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:54 pm

"I wonder where the mother bear is."
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Postby Adivina » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:59 am

OuchyFish wrote:"Yes sir, Warden Okay I've been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long. Before I leave, I want to tell you all. When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. I'll see you in Heaven someday. That's all Warden."


I read that one, it was amusing, but not evil at all.

*edit I wrote not not instead of but not*
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Postby Diekan » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:33 am

I <3 the death penalty.
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:27 pm

brinstar wrote:john lennon's last words were

"i'm shot"



really? lol.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:12 pm

Diekan wrote:I <3 the death penalty.


Something we agree on. =)
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:37 pm

one guy said something like "You brought me here to be killed, not to talk. Do it" and for some reason that kind of amused me
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