with the innate ability to detect precisely what my christmas presents are by just touching and a little bit of shaking.
When I was a kid it was cool, but it got so bad my ma wouldn't put anything for me under the tree because I'd be like "Oh this is a shirt. This is socks. This is a Glock 21."
But now I can't help myself and I look and ruin the suprise for myself I just spent 1 minute looking at what my gf had wrapped for me and I know what it all is :|
my parents used to hide the shit, and wrap it just before xmas day cause me and my brother would do the same thing. i was good at it as a kid when i got toys and shit, its hard to tell with articles of clothing.
i wish i got guns for xmas, i'd be pretty pumped about xmas comin around if that was the case.
and i love my 21, we gotta go to the range soon spazz. still havent fired a weapon since we shot the hogs in tenn.
Wow finn i didnt think you were a gun person for some reason Props to you too. You can shoot the glock 21 american style ( fire enuff bullets your bound to hit it) too. Great gun but im a revolver man myself. Im pumped guns keep gettin mentioned on the tavern WOO
WHITE TRASH METAL SLUMMER Why Immortal technique? Perhaps its because I am afraid and he gives me courage.
Chable's the same way Min..so I have it all locked up in the shed and hid the key
Now to figure out how I'm going to hide a living breathing barking present til Christmas.. not to mention where I'm going to buy it >.<
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Just having a hard time finding one a good one.. I just want a mutt, something with Lab in it - I saw one in the paper but that's all the way in Milwaukee! I live in Hustisford.. so that's a little bit of a hike. then the guy was like 80 or something and couldn't explain where he lived >< they were lab shephard mix - he wants a lab.. but I like mutts best.. so we'll have to compromise =b
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
humane society generally requires the entire family to be there.. being as it's a gift.. that's not going to happen =\
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Getting guns for christmas always puts me in the holiday spirit.
Honestly, I don't any guns. While I really want some I think I might use them, which is probably not a good idea.
Like the other day I am on the main drag next to Target and some fag is trying to inch out and won't just wait until I pass. So he keeps going and finally stops 3 inches from my car.. I can see him inside his shitty minivan yelling and cursing... So I stop the car and get out and ask him if he has a fucking problem. Little bitch won't even look at me at this point.
He was totally in the wrong. But had I a gun I probably would have put that shit in his fucking mouth until he cried, then let him go. Man that would increase my holiday spirit like 10 fold.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
I used to enjoy christmas shopping. Then some little fucker tried to pickpocket me.
Needless to say after catching up to the kid and the kid trying to take a swing at me. I got my wallet back bent my wedding band out of shape when i hit him in the jaw, and had to ice my fist afterwards. I hate xmas shopping
Incidentally the DA called later and told me the kid had to have his jaw wired shut. And his xmas dinner would be taken thru a straw. Like I care. Why try and steal money from the guy by himself looking pissed off at 6'4" 225lbs? I think had I killed him there would have been a darwin award for him. Kid was maybe 18 yrold maybe 110 pounds soaking wet. Wiry little fucker.
kaharthemad wrote:I used to enjoy christmas shopping. Then some little fucker tried to pickpocket me.
Needless to say after catching up to the kid and the kid trying to take a swing at me. I got my wallet back bent my wedding band out of shape when i hit him in the jaw, and had to ice my fist afterwards. I hate xmas shopping
Incidentally the DA called later and told me the kid had to have his jaw wired shut. And his xmas dinner would be taken thru a straw. Like I care. Why try and steal money from the guy by himself looking pissed off at 6'4" 225lbs? I think had I killed him there would have been a darwin award for him. Kid was maybe 18 yrold maybe 110 pounds soaking wet. Wiry little fucker.
that is bloody awesome. I don't rush around at all for anything during christmas. I hate this fucking time of year. People act like complete faggots. I refuse to participate.
I have made one major change though...If someone decides to act like a clown with me I now pretty much always respond and put them in their place.
The happiest thing in the world to me is ruining someone elses fucking shitty holiday cheer by berating them in front of their family for doing something totally stupid.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
I just spent 1 minute looking at what my gf had wrapped for me and I know what it all is :|
