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Postby Adivina » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:33 pm

My mother has a faulty mitral valve, and I have a murmer and a prolapse (or schism I can't remember which one they found it was), however I know that sometimes I randomly freak out and can't breath when I am doing nothing at all because my heart isn't pumping enough blood due to it swishing back into the previous chamber.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:30 am

mofish wrote:New meaning to the term 'blow-off valve'


i know right?


I figure the turbo's exhaust has to come out somewhere... No need to fuck with an already flawless design.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:32 am

It's the same for me, Adivinia. MVP can mess you up. I was on meds for years for my heart and I always have to have antibiotics whenever I have dental work done. I was also actually congratulated for having 3 kids with no problems while having MVP. Weird.
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Postby Ganzo » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:49 pm

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Don't think you can have sex with bad heart or you could die! :flip:
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Postby brinstar » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:13 pm

but what a way to go

EDIT: and what a way to emotionally scar a woman for life!
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:40 pm

brinstar wrote:but what a way to go

EDIT: and what a way to emotionally scar a woman for life!


Nah. She probably think that she is so good in the sack that she killed a guy.
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