Quandry

[Lionking]

Ok a bit serious on this one.

Guy came in and dropped his PC off, he told us to remove all the 'bad things'(his words not mine) off his computer. This guy is a known habitual porn surfer and on average dumps alot of cash over the years for virus removals....

Maybe he was trying to tell you to delete the porn for him as he was too weak to do it.... Ok, no, he's just a perverted fucker that needs to die.

-Out

[Minrott]

You're doing the right thing by so far it isn't even questionable Kahar.

Heh as far as 'elders.' One of the amish communities here had a couple guys busted for repeatedly having sex with a 12 year old girl over a few years. The community went into an uproar when they were put in jail because the elders had already punished them. ...by taking away their fishing priveledges for a year. I can't make this shit up.

[Martrae]

Exactly, Min. The Mennonite and Amish in this area are the same. They have their own little community and take care of things internally.

[kaharthemad]

Ya.. good luck. Sending over the positive vibes that it all works out for the best. Let us know how it goes.

Wrong vibe girl...you started sending it over and the Van broke down and the cops decided 1145 pm was the perfect time to go back to the shop and confiscate...your vibes are funky hun.

[Jay]

You made a terrible choice. I mean, it's just kiddie porn. Why would you rat someone out like that for such a minor offense. It's not his fault. Those kids are getting hotter and younger by the day.

[Jesus]

Kahar, you did the right thing.

[Adivina]

Kahar, the local branch of the FBI should be the ones taking the computer. Props to you for doing the right thing

[liquidstayce]

Ya.. good luck. Sending over the positive vibes that it all works out for the best. Let us know how it goes.

Wrong vibe girl...you started sending it over and the Van broke down and the cops decided 1145 pm was the perfect time to go back to the shop and confiscate...your vibes are funky hun.

Are you serious? I'd take em back but it sounds like it is too late.
WTH.. they couldn't wait to do it during normal hours?

[kaharthemad]

Ya.. good luck. Sending over the positive vibes that it all works out for the best. Let us know how it goes.

Wrong vibe girl...you started sending it over and the Van broke down and the cops decided 1145 pm was the perfect time to go back to the shop and confiscate...your vibes are funky hun.

Are you serious? I'd take em back but it sounds like it is too late.
WTH.. they couldn't wait to do it during normal hours?

Well with a 24 hour turn around had he shown up before the computer was confiscated they would not have any jurisdiction to confiscate. As it it law basically is when you drop off a computer at a computer store property of said system basically switches hands.

What is happening now is the local PD has the computer, with as much print out as possible concerning histories, web link outs, and timeframe for the downloads. They got a Warrant issued for a search for his house, as well as his computer. The computer could be confiscated but not opened by the PD till an appropriate warrant is issued. From there they will send it off to the FBI lab in Cleveland.

With all hopes it looks like I will be slapped with a police req, most likely about a week from now. This will be.."Show your ass up at the court because we cant figure out how to turn on the computer ourselves"

[blog]
Anywho Thursday night was rather interesting. As you prolly could figure out i was physically and emotionally drained we decided to go up and hit longhorns instead of me cooking anything. After dinner we went out to the van and the damn thing would not start.

We take a cab home and I get settled into my chair for a ling night of playing eq2 when the phone rings. The cops asking questions and wanting answers. I guess Vice does not talk to the flatfoots in this town cause he had no fuggin clue what he was getting into. 30 minutes later (10pm) he finally understood that the computer was a)not mine B) in apple creek c)loaded with child porn, hard porn and beastiality porn.

1145 pm numbnuts shows up at the door asking if we could go for a ride. We go over to the store and I show him the system. The first thing he asks after touching the clients proprietary keyboard is "What the hell is all over hthis keyboard?" With a straight face I looked em in his eyes and said..."most likely cum, since the hairs all over it are curly I would guess those are pubic hairs." He was not interested in anything for about 5 minutes while he scrubbed up to his elobows with anti bacterial soap I had in the bathroom.

I spent the next 45 minutes explaining to him how the 'information superhighway' works and how the histories and temp internet files work. They could have atleast given me someone who fucking knew what a IP was.

[Adivina]

Thats horrible. They need to give you someone from the FBI who knows that they are doing.

Check PMs btw please Mr. Kaha~

[kaharthemad]

I have learned the Feds around here could not find a pig in a bathtub.

Also had I used the Feds there would be no way in hell I would keep my company's name out of the papers...the boys here are media whores.

[kaharthemad]

A little update as things progress. The perv in question called the other day. I informed him the the computer was confiscated by the cops and that the DA would be getting in touch with him momentarily.

His response "Hmmm...well someone put those naughty pictures on my computer"

Of course I am pretty sure even a 12 year old with a CSI DNA Science kit could get a DNA sample off the keyboard.
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72523.asp

[Martrae]

I want one of those kits! Dunno what I'd use it for but, damn, it looks cool!

[Darcler]

I also want one. And the fingerprint kit. I saw them at Toys R Us.

[Tacks]

You're full of shit. I don't believe you went to Toys R Us during holiday shopping.

[Zanchief]

I went on sunday. It was crazy.

[kaharthemad]

toysrus.com....can you call yourselves fuggin nerds.

[Zanchief]

I like to browse.

[Captain Insano]

browse child porn?


You're going to hell with the mennanite.


Thats awesome what happened to that guy... You should have told him his computer was done and then when he shows up play "sabotage" in the background and jump over the counter in big cop sunglasses and screamed at the guy "GET ON YOUR FUCKING FACE SCUMBAG!!!", then hogtie him with a mouse cord.

[Adivina]

There is some level of beauty in Capt.'s idea that I just can't explain.

[Captain Insano]

My words are like a speeding meteor thats crashes to the earth killing millions with great wisdom.

[kaharthemad]

well, I doubt he is gonna run. the guy is about as retarded as they come. Chances are the lawyer will make him plead diminished capacity and they will lock him away in a 'happy home'. I had thought about fixing it having him come in and then beat his ass with a lead pipe. Problem with that was my boss said it would never come out of the carpet.