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Postby dammuzis » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:50 pm

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
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Postby Ouchyfish » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:22 pm

:rofl:
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


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Postby Dylan » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:17 am

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Postby brinstar » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:57 am

compost the rich
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Postby dammuzis » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:04 am

heck i dont even celebrate christmas, the politically correct folks are just annoying with the "happy holiday" crap

wishing someone happy christmas or whatever neither establishes religeon nor does it inhibit the free excersize thereof
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:29 am

What's wrong with happy holidays. All you whacked out fucktarded rednecks keep whining about 'happy holidays'. What's so offensive to YOU about it?

Turn off O'Reilly and realize this isn't a tranvisty. For the most part people don't complain about someone wishing someone else a Merry Christmas, so do the same about Happy Holidays and kindly STFU.

Thanks
and Happy Holidays to you all.
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Postby Eziekial » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:31 am

Thanks,

Merry Christmas, Zanchief.
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Postby Kramer » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:07 am

[/quote] Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.



Necessarily......
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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    Postby Kramer » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:07 am

    i m da terarded
    Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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