http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/031231 ... e&n=283155
Perfect for all your Diekan Gift needs.
The Ralf Macchio Bible
Moderator: Dictators in Training
The Ralf Macchio Bible
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step.
– C. S. Lewis
– C. S. Lewis
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Jimmy Durante
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Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:
- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more
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Captain Insano
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Re: The Ralf Macchio Bible
lyion wrote:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312310846/ref=cm_lm_fullview_prod_4/104-9560191-0550311?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155
Perfect for all your Diekan Gift needs.
You're the man! I just bought this book.
I'll let you guys know how good it is and provide further pointers.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
