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Got an extra 360 and want some booty?

Postby Lyion » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:43 pm

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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:47 pm

Man craiglist is the win. The slut above is a testament to the modern day girl.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:49 pm

GAWD, if you use that position for anal, you would be in a hell of alot of pain. And the ass is to flat to be a virgin ass. How do you prove one has a virgin ass? Not like there is a chocolate covered cherry there or anything.
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Postby Minrott » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:10 pm

hahaha
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Postby Goose_Man » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:22 pm

What is wrong with women today?
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:26 pm

They are finally learning that all men care about is sex. So why not use that to their advantage. What is the difference than a guy paying a hooker? A whore is a whore is a whore.
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Postby Donnel » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:39 pm

Fine Kizzy,

Goose_Man wrote:What is wrong with people today?


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Postby Tikker » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:46 pm

i'd hit it~
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:51 pm

Donnel wrote:Fine Kizzy,

Goose_Man wrote:What is wrong with people today?


FIXT


People are starting to realize how to use sex as a weapon. Women use it to get what they want, men realize if they throw a little cash around, they can get the sex. A whore is a whore is a whore, whether it is a man or a woman.

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Postby Donnel » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:55 pm

/whoosh, missed my point.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:01 pm

I guess I did.
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Postby mofish » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:45 pm

Hmm, so that's the secret.
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:53 pm

Goose_Man wrote:What is wrong with women today?


they're all whores.


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Postby brinstar » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:44 pm

Tikker wrote:i'd hit it~
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:57 pm

what a fine example she's setting for her son.

god, what a slut - how the f do you "do well for yourself" and can't afford 300 bucks? that's not "well"

I hope whoever it is that takes her up on that is some 500 pound nasty guy who slaps her around all over
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Postby Aatrex » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:08 pm

Well I'm only 450 but I'll bust her one in the chops for you.
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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:19 am

Gyp, I think the fact is she cant get the xbox360...So if you bang her she gets your xbox..


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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:30 am

Yeah, that's some role model. I love my kids, too, but sometimes they just gotta deal with life's little disappointments.

How in the hell do you ever come to the conclusion that selling your body to a stranger so your kid can get a game system is ok?
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Postby Tikker » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:50 pm

Martrae wrote:Yeah, that's some role model. I love my kids, too, but sometimes they just gotta deal with life's little disappointments.

How in the hell do you ever come to the conclusion that selling your body to a stranger so your kid can get a game system is ok?


maybe she doesn't live her life governed by your moral values?

/shrug, I don't see a damn thing wrong with it
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Postby Gaazy » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:28 pm

seems fine to me, maybe shes a nymph and can kill 2 birds with one stone, xbox360 and get laid :dunno:
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Postby Mop » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:40 pm

How do you think I got my gameboy advance?
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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:44 pm

Tikker wrote:
Martrae wrote:Yeah, that's some role model. I love my kids, too, but sometimes they just gotta deal with life's little disappointments.

How in the hell do you ever come to the conclusion that selling your body to a stranger so your kid can get a game system is ok?


maybe she doesn't live her life governed by your moral values?

/shrug, I don't see a damn thing wrong with it


Ok, let's look at it this way. She apparently thought keeping her 'anal cherry' was important enough to never have done it before. So now she gives it up for a game system? You think her brat will appreciate a sacrifice (if it''s true) like this? All something like this does is create another kid with no sense of value or appreciation since everything is handed to him.
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:57 pm

Aatrex wrote:Well I'm only 450 but I'll bust her one in the chops for you.



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Postby Tuggan » Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:13 pm

maybe its just me, but i dont think the child is aware of the deal.
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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:40 pm

You'd be surprised what your kids know that you don't think they do.
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