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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:22 pm

lyion wrote:Hey, I never filibuster, just promote buying Murican! Half my driveway is still full of American cars!

In the case of minivans, there just was such a gap between the Honda Odyssey and the Chevy Uplander, I had to go with the Honda.



I hope you never have to drive that thing : (


I would go return it for a 350z... Make the fucking kids walk and the wife push the groceries home in a cart.

If she asks why tell her that her ass is getting fat and she needs the exercise.

Man I hate minivans.
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Postby Lyion » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:04 pm

Go drive a 2006 Odyysey, then talk to me. It drives like a Lexus.
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Postby Drem » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:53 pm

i think his point is that minivans are for soccer moms
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:16 pm

I think that my point is what drem's point was.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:17 pm

I think that my point is what drem's point was. oh and anther thing...

don't be a homo and drive that godamn thing in the fast lane doing 60 and then like 52 when going up a hill... I'll fly by you on the shoulder spitting rocks in the vicinity of the van.

You know.. If you need a van you should get a powerful black one like that van in Old School and play metallica when driving around.

That would be the epitome of cooool.
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Postby Lyion » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:30 am

It has 250 horsepower and handles like a sportscar. Go drive one, then talk to me.
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Postby Eziekial » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:19 am

Oh really?
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:42 am

lyion wrote:It has 250 horsepower and handles like a sportscar. Go drive one, then talk to me.


LOL I'm sure NASCAR will be sure to endorse it on their circuit soon.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:59 am

lyion wrote:I'm a bit of a hypocrit..

I just bought this yesterday.


A new milestone? It's just a matter of time before you start driving your new Odyssey while wearing birks and tuning in to NPR.
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Postby mappatazee » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:56 am

mappatazee wrote:Does every year. From Jan, goes up until April/May, down until June/July, up until Sep/Oct, down until January again.

Edit:

Normally it's about a .50 cent increase, but I'm guessing economic factors will push it up further. Safe to say it'll be at 2.60, easily.


I just want to bump this to remind you guys that I'm always right.
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Postby araby » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:28 pm

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