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Postby Lyion » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:05 pm

Who wins?

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Postby Eziekial » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:52 pm

damn octopie!
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:57 pm

How big was that shark?
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:08 pm

Can someone e-mail this to Advina?
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Postby Kitao » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:11 pm

3-4 feet.
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Postby Kramer » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:20 pm

that octopussy just chomped a chark....

it was a little shark, but still.... wow
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    Postby Tuggan » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:22 pm

    i still want to know what happens if you give the jelly blob that i guess would be its head a bear hug.

    anyone an expert on octopus/squid anatomy? harrison? youre an expert on everything.
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    Postby Eziekial » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:26 pm

    I've seen a small live octopus out of water and it's like a living blob of water. I doubt you could get enough friction to bear hug it.
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    Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:33 pm

    Even if you did, its first instinct would be to shoot its tentacles up around your face, and STING.
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    Postby Eziekial » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:34 pm

    what? lol
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    Postby Tuggan » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:38 pm

    sting? i think they got a beak, bite, and shoot ink. dirty fuckin things.
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    Postby Tossica » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:32 pm

    My starfish ate my anemone. Fucker.
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    Postby Phlegm » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:36 pm

    Tossica wrote:My starfish ate my anemone. Fucker.


    You should cut one of its legs off to teach it a lesson.
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    Postby Tossica » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:37 pm

    I was going to stick it in the microwave for a few seconds. That'll learn it.
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    Postby Phlegm » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:40 pm

    Tossica wrote:I was going to stick it in the microwave for a few seconds. That'll learn it.


    Nah, that would just give it a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
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    Postby brinstar » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:14 pm

    ok i think i'd rather get eaten by a shark than by an octopus

    sharks are pure violence, all teeth and jaw and speed. you see a shark after you, you know what's going to happen.

    octopi are the stuff of nightmares, horrific slinking tentacled treachery that drags you down to the deeps
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    Postby Captain Insano » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:14 pm

    microwave's are for punishing cats not starfish. I would pour a thimble of bleach in the starfish's side of the tank.

    It would be like gas'ing it with VX. If that doesn't teach it to behave you are going to need to put a scuba kit on a scorpion and dump that in the tank as a final straw.
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    Postby DESX » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:37 pm

    Giant octopus Versus Jaws hmmm?
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    Postby Adivina » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:57 pm

    Octupus = not a squid :) Thus not scary for some odd reason. Don't ask, I can't explain :(
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    Postby Adivina » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:00 pm

    Wow just watched the video... that was pretty fucking crazy.
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    Postby DESX » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:24 pm

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    Neon octopus = - )
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    Postby Tossica » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:32 pm

    Octopuses are planning their global takeover as we speak. One day we'll all wake up with an octopus around our faces laying an embryo in our guts.
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    Postby Arlos » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:58 pm

    Actually, some octopi DO sting. The Blue Ringed Octopus is one of the most venomous animals in the entire world, oddly enough.

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    Postby Tossica » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:00 pm

    I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!
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    Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:39 pm

    Tossica wrote:I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!


    What happen, Harrison correct one of your posts?
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