Octopus vs Shark

[mappatazee]

Sting??? Octopi do not sting! Hahahahahaha

[kaharthemad]

Sting??? Octopi do not sting! Hahahahahaha

Mean motherfucker....



http://www.earlham.edu/~sheedjo/blue-ringedoctopus.htm

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm

General Information:

With a beak that can penetrate a wet-suit, they are one little cute creature to definitely look at BUT Don't touch.

The bite might be painless, but this octopus injects a neuromuscular paralysing venom. The venom contains some maculotoxin, a poison more violent than any found on land animals. The nerve conduction is blocked and neuromuscular paralysis is followed by death. The victim might be saved if artificial respiration starts before marked cyanosis and hypotension develops. The blue-ringed octopus is the size of a golf ball but its poison is powerful enough to kill an adult human in minutes. There's no known antidote. The only treatment is hours of heart massage and artificial respiration until the poison has worked its way out of your system.

The venom contains tetrodotoxin, which blocks sodium channels and causes motor paralysis and occasionally respiratory failure. Though with fixed dilated pupils, the senses of the patients are often intact. The victims are aware but unable to respond.

Although the painless bite can kill an adult, injuries have only occurred when an octopus has been picked out of its pool and provoked or stepped on.

SYMPTOMS

Onset of nausea.
Hazy Vision. ( Within seconds you are blind.)
Loss of sense of touch, speech and the ability to swallow.
Within 3 minutes, paralysis sets in and your body goes into respiratory arrest.
The poison is not injected but is contained in the octopus's saliva, which comes from two glands each as big as its brain. Poison from the one is used on its main prey, crabs, and is relatively harmless to humans. Poison from the other gland serves as defense against predators. The blue-ringed octopus either secretes the poison in the vicinity of its prey, waits until it is immobile and then devours it, or it jumps out and envelops the prey in its 8 tentacles and bites it.


First Aid

First aid for blue-ringed octopus bites

Pressure-immobilization is a recommended first aid. Prolonged artificial respiration may also be required. May require supportive treatment including mechanical ventilation until the effects of the toxin disappear. There is no antivenin available in Australia.
Mouth to mouth resuscitation can keep the victim alive and the poison gradually wears off after 24 hrs, apparently leaving no side effects.

So basically you give the poor bastard CPR for about 24 hours and he is right as rain.


How about it map...he just wants a hug...look at those pretty blue spots. Just hug him like...CHOMP!! Damn....sorry man. Dont worry it will wear off in about a day or so.

[Captain Insano]

Sting??? Octopi do not sting! Hahahahahaha

Mean motherfucker....



http://www.earlham.edu/~sheedjo/blue-ringedoctopus.htm

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm

General Information:

With a beak that can penetrate a wet-suit, they are one little cute creature to definitely look at BUT Don't touch.

The bite might be painless, but this octopus injects a neuromuscular paralysing venom. The venom contains some maculotoxin, a poison more violent than any found on land animals. The nerve conduction is blocked and neuromuscular paralysis is followed by death. The victim might be saved if artificial respiration starts before marked cyanosis and hypotension develops. The blue-ringed octopus is the size of a golf ball but its poison is powerful enough to kill an adult human in minutes. There's no known antidote. The only treatment is hours of heart massage and artificial respiration until the poison has worked its way out of your system.

The venom contains tetrodotoxin, which blocks sodium channels and causes motor paralysis and occasionally respiratory failure. Though with fixed dilated pupils, the senses of the patients are often intact. The victims are aware but unable to respond.

Although the painless bite can kill an adult, injuries have only occurred when an octopus has been picked out of its pool and provoked or stepped on.

SYMPTOMS

Onset of nausea.
Hazy Vision. ( Within seconds you are blind.)
Loss of sense of touch, speech and the ability to swallow.
Within 3 minutes, paralysis sets in and your body goes into respiratory arrest.
The poison is not injected but is contained in the octopus's saliva, which comes from two glands each as big as its brain. Poison from the one is used on its main prey, crabs, and is relatively harmless to humans. Poison from the other gland serves as defense against predators. The blue-ringed octopus either secretes the poison in the vicinity of its prey, waits until it is immobile and then devours it, or it jumps out and envelops the prey in its 8 tentacles and bites it.


First Aid

First aid for blue-ringed octopus bites

Pressure-immobilization is a recommended first aid. Prolonged artificial respiration may also be required. May require supportive treatment including mechanical ventilation until the effects of the toxin disappear. There is no antivenin available in Australia.
Mouth to mouth resuscitation can keep the victim alive and the poison gradually wears off after 24 hrs, apparently leaving no side effects.

So basically you give the poor bastard CPR for about 24 hours and he is right as rain.


How about it map...he just wants a hug...look at those pretty blue spots. Just hug him like...CHOMP!! Damn....sorry man. Dont worry it will wear off in about a day or so.

that things a huge wuss. My underwater recon & assault scuba scorpion squad (U-R-ASS for short) would bring the paint to that squid.

[Phlegm]

My underwater recon & assault scuba scorpion squad (U-R-ASS for short) would bring the paint to that squid.

You can paint underwater?

[Jimmy Durante]

I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!

I'm Mr. Jinx, and I hate meeces to pieces!

[Phlegm]

I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!

I believe the plural of octopus can either be octopuses or octopi.

[Tossica]

Yeah, I used octopi for years but octopuses is actually the proper plural usage.

[brinstar]

says who

[Gargamellow]

Virra eats Octipi...GROSS

[Martrae]

mmmm....calamari....



(ok...so calamari is really squid...same difference)

[Eziekial]

Octopus is pretty tasty and chewy.

[Adivina]

Agree with zeek and mart, yum yum~

[Adivina]

However, Mako shark is by far tastier!

[Captain Insano]

My underwater recon & assault scuba scorpion squad (U-R-ASS for short) would bring the paint to that squid.

You can paint underwater?

FUCK my whole plan was foiled by the internetZ!

[Jimmy Durante]

Virra eats Octipi...GROSS

What's gross about it?

[Eziekial]

Is Mako the shark that doesn't pee through it's skin?

[leah]

I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!

I'm Mr. Jinx, and I hate meeces to pieces!

made me giggle irl

[Tacks]

They cooked Octopiiii on Iron Chef the other day when I was watching. Needless to say, even with professional chefs you couldn't pay me enough to eat that.