Why is this the Tory Coffee Shop?

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Why is this the Tory Coffee Shop?

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Everyone here knows damn well that I'm a Whig.
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Cause Lyions bored and wants to get me and Tikker riled up.
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uh oh, don't get the Canadians riled up...they might start their "We're so much better than you even though privately we know God damn well we couldn't be in our wildest dreams."

Worse than the God damn french...

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Post by leah »

that's funny cuz aren't canadians french a lot of the time?

(also: my first thought when i read the name was also "but what if i'm a whig?" hehe)
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I'm not catching the whig reference.
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Early US political parties were Whig and Tory.
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Cooky americans.
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lyion's political views are so arrogantly self-important as to feel he has a total grasp on the intricate machinations of not only one country's government, but two! furthermore, his sadly predictable sense of righteousness fosters his growing fondness for badgering others with his confabulated beliefs and thus, with mindia-esque levels of maturity, aggravating them into fighting back.

either that, or he just watched an episode of saved by the bell during that one season that they had Tory instead of Jessie and Kelly (because elizabeth berkley and tiffani-amber thiessen couldn't work out a contract with NBC) and thought that Tory was pretty hot so decided to name the coffee shop after her.

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I knew you were secretly homosexually in love with me. Your zealous pursuit of me due to our polar extreme views, coupled with your scary Andy Dick look makes this self evident.

Sorry Andy Dick, but I'm hetero. Feel free to chase another strong minded adult, in your pursuit of the conservative penii. Perhaps you can change them to the dark side in Nebraska. :dunno: No need to hide in the closet, the cat is out of the bag now.
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Oh snap! He called you a fag!
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Also, just in case anyone didn't know it/guess it this forum changes names every few weeks.

If anyone has a witty name, just PM an Admin and we'll change it. Not daily, but fairly often.

Yeah, this name was an underhanded dig at my fav Canuck friends. :cool6:

Now, why would you say such a nasty thing, Brin, just because our views are not the same? Really man, you do seem to have issues with people who do not agree with you. I don't go flaming you when you post things I disagree with. One of the two of us acted mindia-esque in this thread. I'll let the public decide!
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Tossica wrote:Oh snap! He called you a fag!


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brinstar wrote:...or he just watched an episode of saved by the bell during that one season that they had Tory instead of Jessie and Kelly (because elizabeth berkley and tiffani-amber thiessen couldn't work out a contract with NBC) and thought that Tory was pretty hot so decided to name the coffee shop after her.


You know WAY too much about Saved by the Bell. Are you that Screech guy?
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Re: Why is this the Tory Coffee Shop?

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labbats wrote:Everyone here knows damn well that I'm a Whig.


cross-dressing doesn't count as a political affiliation.
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lyion wrote:Now, why would you say such a nasty thing, Brin, just because our views are not the same? Really man, you do seem to have issues with people who do not agree with you. I don't go flaming you when you post things I disagree with. One of the two of us acted mindia-esque in this thread. I'll let the public decide!


i didn't say that because our views differ, i said that because i think you're a self-righteous cockbot who takes every chance to honk your asstrumpet in support of your own views and anyone who disagrees be damned

and the "lol ur gay" comeback? come on, i know you passed the third grade-- try acting like it
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maybe he's just joking around and you take things too seriously :shock:
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brinstar wrote:
lyion wrote:Now, why would you say such a nasty thing, Brin, just because our views are not the same? Really man, you do seem to have issues with people who do not agree with you. I don't go flaming you when you post things I disagree with. One of the two of us acted mindia-esque in this thread. I'll let the public decide!


i didn't say that because our views differ, i said that because i think you're a self-righteous cockbot who takes every chance to honk your asstrumpet in support of your own views and anyone who disagrees be damned

and the "lol ur gay" comeback? come on, i know you passed the third grade-- try acting like it


lol, nice. It's exactly true that you go apeshit because our views DO differ. I post my thoughts. You don't like them, so reply with nasty shit that isn't even funny, just craptastic. Fear not, someday you'll become a big people and be able to debate without true third grade posts. Or not.

Dude, you bitch and bitch about Mindia, then post a Mindia clone message. Hilarious.

Plus, it's obvious to everyone you are gay, and especially chasing me. Give it a rest, I'm sorry you are so fixated on me, but I'm not turning to the Andy Dick Side. The cockbot subtle comment even furthers it more. Sorry, but maybe you can find another cockbot here for your fix, Andy. :dunno:
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I find it ironic that in a thread trying to bait Canadians into an argument, it's the original poster himself that gets trolled into acting like an idiot.
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Poor Labatts. I thought only Brinstar and I were acting the fools..
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Zanchief Returns wrote:I find it ironic that in a thread trying to bait Canadians into an argument, it's the original poster himself that gets trolled into acting like an idiot.


wha?
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lyion wrote:Dude, you bitch and bitch about Mindia, then post a Mindia clone message. Hilarious.

Plus, it's obvious to everyone you are gay, and especially chasing me. Give it a rest, I'm sorry you are so fixated on me, but I'm not turning to the Andy Dick Side. The cockbot subtle comment even furthers it more. Sorry, but maybe you can find another cockbot here for your fix, Andy. :dunno:


actually.... i hate to say it but this reply seems more mindia-esque. :dunno:

and also, in what way does "hurrr you're gay hurrrrrrr" constitute a post that is not 3rd grade-ish?
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labbats wrote:
Zanchief Returns wrote:I find it ironic that in a thread trying to bait Canadians into an argument, it's the original poster himself that gets trolled into acting like an idiot.


wha?


BAH you know what I mean.
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lyion wrote:Poor Labatts. I thought only Brinstar and I were acting the fools..


And me apparently~
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