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Postby brinstar » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:36 am

yeah that's right you hooligans you ne'er-do-wells you better just go ahead and click "Log Off" right now because we're tired of your crappy posts just get out of here and get lost

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Postby Tae-Bo » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:36 am

bye :(
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:41 am

i'm gonna focus like a laser and eliminate this problem
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:24 am

brinstar for president or ombudsman
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:43 am

for some reason the word ombudsman is like fingernails on chalkboards. I go into fits of rage when I read it on message boards.
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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:53 am

captain_insano wrote:for some reason the word ombudsman is like fingernails on chalkboards. I go into fits of rage when I read it on message boards.


Yeah I do to. Our ombudsman in the military were morons. You basically had 2 one for on ship and his idiot wife. You brought a complaint to them the response was..."Have you thought about Jesus?"

Example: My car was wrecked by a bunch of drunk Canadians on shore leave. They managed to TBone my car causing significant damage to it. Of which the worst was them destroy the CV Joints, and busting the front axle. Of course the Navy said it was a NATO issue, and NATO said, "You'll have to speak to the Navy about a claim."

I finally after 6 months of fighting this shit went to my ombudsman. His response was:
"Have you talked to Jesus about it?"

My reply was:
"Nope he got 2 grand, a new car or a set of CV joints I can have?"

Needless to say they stopped talking to me.
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:28 pm

lol.

I think brinstar needs to find a positive outlet to channel his angsty rage. I think he should form an emo band with a name like "Exfoliate My Shattered Heart with Your Ninja Star" or something to that effect.
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Postby brinstar » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:26 am

what angsty rage

i go on dates with qtpies :)
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Postby labbats » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:05 am

Did someone say QT pies? Man I love quicktrip.
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Postby araby » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:05 pm

what's a happyslapper :(
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:04 pm

I exfoliated last night, My face is sooooo smooth now.
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Postby Harrison » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:42 pm

Why does that sound so dirty when it's not?
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Postby araby » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:03 pm

this girl that works with me, used a rotary tool and some facial skin cleansers to do some microdermabrasion and she burned the fuck out of the side of her nose. Was very funny...mostly because she laughed at herself, too. that really made it ok for us to laugh about it all week.
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Postby Diabolik » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:45 pm

A happyslapper is someone, usually a sallow British youth with bad teeth, who walks up to a stranger and smacks them in the face while a friend films it on their crappy cellphone camera. Because it's Britain, the victim keeps a stiff upper lip and bids the two gentle-men good day.

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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:36 am

What do women look like after years of bing xposed to microderm abrasion????
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Postby brinstar » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:05 am

same as the ones who don't:

bitches
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Postby Vincenti » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:42 am

ROFL
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:20 am

No make up and your face is pink for a few hours. That is all.
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:48 am

brinstar wrote:same as the ones who don't:

bitches




EMO RAGE :fight:
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Re: happyslappers not welcome

Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:49 am

brinstar wrote:yeah that's right you hooligans you ne'er-do-wells you better just go ahead and click "Log Off" right now because we're tired of your crappy posts just get out of here and get lost

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I agree, unless you are very serious about posting on an internet message board, GTFO
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Postby brinstar » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:01 pm

captain_insano wrote:
brinstar wrote:same as the ones who don't:

bitches




EMO RAGE :fight:


ya this from the guy who preaches at any opportunity that bitchezzz git whut dey dezurvvvv

i think you are a hoodlum!
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Postby Drem » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:50 pm

i want to hit you
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Postby labbats » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:12 pm

Violence will not be tolerated.

Nor any threats.

BANNED


Oh wait, nevermind. This isn't SA. Carry on.
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Postby brinstar » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:10 pm

Drem wrote:i want to hit you


don't hit me or i'll hit you

why don't you hit someone else

then we won't have this problem
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Postby Zanchief » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:30 am

labbats wrote:Violence will not be tolerated.

Nor any threats.

BANNED


Oh wait, nevermind. This isn't SA. Carry on.


Banned for stupidity.

That's twice now.
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