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Postby Jay » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:17 pm

leah wrote:also, paul i couldn't care less if he doesn't even get me anything, i'm just happy to have him and i intend to show him that. ^_^ there's no way he could go wrong~

Mr. Boyfriend, if you're reading that, it's a trap.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:21 pm

Erodalak wrote:
leah wrote:also, paul i couldn't care less if he doesn't even get me anything, i'm just happy to have him and i intend to show him that. ^_^ there's no way he could go wrong~

Mr. Boyfriend, if you're reading that, it's a trap.


:lol: so true!!
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Make sure to put that one Gunther song on their. Thats the name f my kitty, Gunther the Cat, like his Mullet?
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Postby leah » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:47 pm

hehe seriously it's not a trap. the only way he could screw up is if he broke up with me or wasn't available. then i'd be sad panda.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:39 pm

Buy him the Doom DVD that's coming out this Tuesday.
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:00 am

aint my job

to fuck you on your birthday

aintt my job

to fuck you on your birthday... ANYMOREEEE!
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Postby dammuzis » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:22 am

what i dont get is why the western christian world celebrates the brutal beating and beheading some catholic saint 1700 years ago by giving each other chocolate and diamonds?
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Postby Harrison » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:12 am

What I don't get is why every fucking holiday some asshole comes in and says "I don't know why we celebrate this because [insert some historical bullshit here no one cares about]"

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Postby Phlegm » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:25 am

dammuzis wrote:what i dont get is why the western christian world celebrates the brutal beating and beheading some catholic saint 1700 years ago by giving each other chocolate and diamonds?



Because the candy, jewelery, and the greeting card companies said so.
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Postby Tossica » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:46 am

I love Hallmark holidays.
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Postby Arlos » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:34 am

So, Leah, is one of the tracks you're going to put on there that one from the Divinyls? You know the one, "When I think about you, I touch myself..." heh. ;)

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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:30 am

OOh, put that one song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Toucha Toucha Touch me
I wanna feel dirty"
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Postby Gargamellow » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:30 pm

weird i coulda swore i posted this last night

:balloons: Let him tape you fucking.
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Postby leah » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:43 pm

:umno:

can you say INTERNETS
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:53 pm

I can, but I prefer to pretend that it doesnt exist
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Postby Yamori » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:05 pm

If you do insist on celebrating a fabricated holiday created to feed card/candy company profits and make single people feel bad... :P

For once I'll jump the NT horndog bandwagon and say the best valentines day gift for a guy is sex sex sex. XD

I think for a lot of men their Valentines day experience is generally one of anxiety and dread - as it seems to have shifted primarily to a day where men are expected to be the primary ones to show appreciation, and there is a rather constant fear of fucking it up and ruining it. Even if you don't expect that (doesn't seem like you do :D), there is a good chance they've experienced it - or at least experienced it second hand enough for the impression to be left on them to at least some degree.

Seriously, the steak and a blowjob thing will just floor most men if they're going into it with traditional expectations. It will just blow their mind.
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Postby Darcler » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:08 pm

We dont celebrate Valentines Day. It's stupid.
But I did make him a card last year while I worked at the day care. It was made from construction paper, doilies and those crappy plastic gems.

I agree with everyone else, steak and blowjob.
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:14 pm

Tossica wrote:I love Hallmark holidays.




Until Hallmark comes out with Steak and Blowjobs Day Cards they can go fuck themselves square in their asses.
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Postby Jennay » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:30 pm

Almost every guy has a secret fantasy of letting his girl fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, so give him a cute card and then lube up!

p.s. If you wanna go the extra mile to show your love, give him a reacharound :)
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Postby leah » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:50 pm

:eyecrazy: mother of god.

at any rate i don't know if i can afford steak but i'll try~
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Postby Tuggan » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:52 pm

Jennay wrote:Almost every guy has a secret fantasy of letting his girl fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, so give him a cute card and then lube up!

p.s. If you wanna go the extra mile to show your love, give him a reacharound :)


Thats a good way to get your teeth punched in. So if you feel like taking a beating on V-Day, go for Jennays suggestion.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:04 pm

leah wrote::eyecrazy: mother of god.

at any rate i don't know if i can afford steak but i'll try~


Steaks rather cheap if you buy it yourself (maybe 7-10 bucks if you go with 2 really hearty size portions of like.. sirloin. more expensive depending on the cut)

It's really easy to make also~
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Postby Diekan » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:10 pm

GET HIM DOOM WHEN IT COMES OUT TUESDAY. ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD NOT LOVE TO OWN A COPY OF IT.
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Postby DangerPaul » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:23 pm

Diekan wrote:GET HIM DOOM WHEN IT COMES OUT TUESDAY. ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD NOT LOVE TO OWN A COPY OF IT.


lol, I think Diekan just called me gay
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Postby Tuggan » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:25 pm

Yeah, me too :ugh:

Doom was the one with THE ROCK right? That shit looked retarded.
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