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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:22 pm

Tuggan wrote:Yeah, me too :ugh:

Doom was the one with THE ROCK right? That shit looked retarded.



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Postby mofish » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:50 pm

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Tuggan wrote:Yeah, me too :ugh:

Doom was the one with THE ROCK right? That shit looked retarded.



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Postby Markarado » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:06 pm

I've never been in a relationship over the valentine holiday... but.... I'll give some ideas as to what to get.

Most guys love cars - if he has a car you could get him something for his car. A new sound system for it, new rims, etc... I know I'd love it!

Most guys love electronics - A new TV, home theatre system, PDA, cell phone, etc...

Plane tickets to a hot vacation spot... Altho this can be very expensive....

If you're really hard pressed for a present.... Haha.. get him strippers!
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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:29 pm

My vote is for strippers... maybe they would give up the asssex.
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Postby brinstar » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:49 pm

Markarado wrote:I've never been in a relationship over the valentine holiday... but.... I'll give some ideas as to what to get.

Most guys love cars - if he has a car you could get him something for his car. A new sound system for it, new rims, etc... I know I'd love it!

Most guys love electronics - A new TV, home theatre system, PDA, cell phone, etc...

Plane tickets to a hot vacation spot... Altho this can be very expensive....

If you're really hard pressed for a present.... Haha.. get him strippers!


hey retard

if she can't afford a steak how is she gonna afford rims or plane tickets or a PDA
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Postby Mop » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:59 pm

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Markarado wrote:I've never been in a relationship over the valentine holiday... but.... I'll give some ideas as to what to get.

Most guys love cars - if he has a car you could get him something for his car. A new sound system for it, new rims, etc... I know I'd love it!

Most guys love electronics - A new TV, home theatre system, PDA, cell phone, etc...

Plane tickets to a hot vacation spot... Altho this can be very expensive....

If you're really hard pressed for a present.... Haha.. get him strippers!


hey retard

if she can't afford a steak how is she gonna afford rims or plane tickets or a PDA


I concur retard is a perfect statement. for the post and for said ideas in post. If Stac got me any of that shit I would take a dookie on her pillow
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Postby Tikker » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:15 pm

the absolute best present you can give a BF


let him video tape you giving him head, and sell it on the internet
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Postby Insanityfair » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:53 pm

If affording steak is an issue, might substituting that with a long massage and then a blow job work?
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Postby leah » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:24 pm

Markarado wrote:I've never been in a relationship over the valentine holiday... but.... I'll give some ideas as to what to get.

Most guys love cars - if he has a car you could get him something for his car. A new sound system for it, new rims, etc... I know I'd love it!

Most guys love electronics - A new TV, home theatre system, PDA, cell phone, etc...

Plane tickets to a hot vacation spot... Altho this can be very expensive....

If you're really hard pressed for a present.... Haha.. get him strippers!


#1 while i don't want to be harsh... this IS kind of silly, considering i'm a 22-year-old grocery store-employed college student... who can barely afford to think about steak....

and

#2 we've only been together for 6.5 months, so most of that stuff is WAYYY too hardcore for us. plus he'll probably get me a hug so i don't want to make him look bad hehe
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Postby Mop » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:37 pm

i want a cat in a poptart box
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Postby leah » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:10 am

don't we all?? :wub:
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Postby Ouchyfish » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:53 am

leah wrote:this IS kind of silly, considering i'm a 22-year-old grocery store-employed college student... who can barely afford to think about steak....


Invite him to the grocery store to have sex in the bathroom and bring the steaks from the meat dept.

Surprised taxx didn't chime in with this one already.

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Postby Diekan » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:57 am

Mop wrote:i want a cat in a poptart box


I perfer them under my front tires.
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Postby Adivina » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:09 am

Diekan wrote:
Mop wrote:i want a cat in a poptart box


I perfer them under my front tires.


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Postby Harrison » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:15 am

I bet he has 3 cats and loves them.
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Postby araby » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:30 am

Leah you're so cute.

at 6.5 months, maybe taking things to a racier level would be a nice gift for him...hehe

that doesn't mean you're a whore. Just means you're into trying new stuff/racier stuff for the fun/novelty of it. and if you're not into that, that is okay too and it doesn't mean you're prudish or a bad gf.

if he's getting you a hug, give him two hugs. it sucks to make someone feel bad for spending too much on them, or feeling as if you didn't give enough-if you know he can't spend much on you, then do the same in return, even if it's two hugs. I've been poor pretty much through all of my previous relationships except this one, and it doesn't make it any easier to have money to spend- because the gifts I buy Scott are still not as cool as the naughty letter I wrote him or the time we got all knockin' pictures off the wall heading down the hallway on his birthday. Write him a racy letter if you don't feel comfortable acting on it. Or, if you've already done that, go skating.

anyway, you know him well enough to know what he'd enjoy getting from you. but everyone is absolutely right, the best gift anytime is sex in any way, shape or form. Pleasing your man is okay...as long as you like doing it :wink:

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Postby araby » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:32 am

ps I do not celebrate valentine's day :boots:
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Postby Captain Insano » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:50 pm

leah wrote:
Markarado wrote:I've never been in a relationship over the valentine holiday... but.... I'll give some ideas as to what to get.

Most guys love cars - if he has a car you could get him something for his car. A new sound system for it, new rims, etc... I know I'd love it!

Most guys love electronics - A new TV, home theatre system, PDA, cell phone, etc...

Plane tickets to a hot vacation spot... Altho this can be very expensive....

If you're really hard pressed for a present.... Haha.. get him strippers!


#1 while i don't want to be harsh... this IS kind of silly, considering i'm a 22-year-old grocery store-employed college student... who can barely afford to think about steak....

and

#2 we've only been together for 6.5 months, so most of that stuff is WAYYY too hardcore for us. plus he'll probably get me a hug so i don't want to make him look bad hehe



you work at a grocery store? Just steal all the food you want. Problem solved.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:42 pm

I was listening to the Beatles White album, and I found a song that would be prefect for you to burn for him.

Anyway, I like the write him out your sexual fantasy and put it on his pillow one. Thats hot
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Postby Martrae » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:02 pm

Tie him up and blindfold him and do dirty things to him. That's always a good time.
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Postby Jennay » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:56 pm

indeed.
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Postby Markarado » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:53 pm

For fucks sake, I didn't read the last two pages of this thread. She asked for some ideas and I thought I'd throw some out there. Like I said, I haven't been in a relationship over valentines. I also missed the part where she said she may not be able to even afford steaks. My bad... Those are some things that I would personally appreciate =) .... Get what you like... Was just throwing out some quick ideas.
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Postby Gaazy » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:17 pm

shit who said said they woul dbe pissed for gettin a stereo system or PDA? Id take one

ps i hate this holiday, excuse for me to spend money @@
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:07 am

First off Gaazy is right..Valetines and Christmas were invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn.

Second.. The best thing you could not get him is a STD.


A movie works. I prefer old movies when films had meaning such as Casablanca, but thats just me.

As for me, a night of gaming goodness works for me but it might not be his thang.

Dinner works. Let me know what food he likes Leah. Ill dig up a few awesome but cheap recipes for you. For dinner plans, if planned right this will run you less than 30 for the two of you, alot less depending on his taste. This includes the wine.

Here is what I suggest for food. there are two cheap but very good meals that work great. You can ask Martrae or hell even Kizzy about my cooking abilities. If he likes pasta I would go with a Alfredo Portabella over chicken and linguine. (sounds expensive but actually it isnt)

If pasta aint his thing I would make Grecian Chicken. Both can be made for under 30. And the meals mean alot if you make them by hand.

I would suggest a bottle of wine, remember a good bottle of wine does not always have to be expensive it is what the person enjoys, if a 10.00 bottle of wine tastes good, go for it. Hell my wine of choice is a local winery called Brittenbach the stuff runs about 8 to 10 a bottle but has a awesome flavor for about any occasion. Make sure the bottle you choose will accent the meal (i.e. red for beef white for chicken or blush).

Leah, a perfect Valentines day does not have to be expensive it just has to be thought about.

God I hate to say this but....If you dont feel comfortable having sex at this point in your relationship DONT! If the guy is all that he will understand. If you are comfortable going to that level...fuck his brains out.
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Postby leah » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:27 am

thanks for the suggestions kahar... he'll eat just about anything, so long as it isn't in a restaurant (he's not a big fan of sit-down restaurants for some reason). i'd loves all the recipe suggestions you've got. can't go wrong with pasta.

also i have a bottle of wine that alex got me for my birthday that i could put to good use though i don't know if that's josh's thing or not.

and fear not, he'll most certainly be getting some lovins hehe
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