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Postby Diekan » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:42 pm

Yes... I have found her... the hottest woman alive.

I masturbated to her five times in ten minutes... that's how hot she is. And, now my nuts hurt... bad.

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Dear God she makes me horny.
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Postby Martrae » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:44 pm

Pics that show off people's pores are not sexy.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:47 pm

3rd pic is the only one that's really cute, imo - I was always a bigger fan of brunettes though.
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Postby Yamori » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:49 pm

She looks coked up or something in the first picture :/
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Postby Diekan » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:05 am

damn pics - I didn't think they'd show up that damn big.
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Postby Tikker » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:19 am

elisha cuthbert, no?
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Postby Tuggan » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:31 am

shes definately more attractive from afar.
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Postby DESX » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:40 am

Don't think she is anywhere near >< my pick if anything would rather go to that french hottie anchor.
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Postby Lyion » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:49 am

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Postby Jimmy Durante » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:32 am

DESX wrote:my pick if anything would rather go to that french hottie anchor.


I think anyone would be hard pressed to find a woman more beautiful than Miss Theuriau (who makes other women look as if they have rickets).
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Postby Tikker » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:49 am

just looked her up


theuriau is the shit on Elisha Cuthberts shoe
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Postby leah » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:49 am

lol you're just now noticing who elisha cuthbert is? hehe

at any rate i'm pretty sure she's in weezer's "perfect situation" video. check it out! if it's not in fact her, then whoever it is is just as qtpie
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Postby Diekan » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:27 am

By the way - speaking of hot women...

How many players do you think have nailed Suzy Kolber and Mellisa Stark?
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Postby Minrott » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:00 pm

I'd hit Suzy even if I wasn't a drunk Joe Namath
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Postby Diekan » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:57 pm

I'm betting they've both been tapped by more than a handfull of players... I'm just curious how many.
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Postby DESX » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:30 pm

Tikker wrote:just looked her up


theuriau is the shit on Elisha Cuthberts shoe


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Not sure how you can compare that sheet with.

Image I'd hit that shit everyway.
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Postby Yamori » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:05 pm

I honestly don't see what makes her unique or more attractive than the masses of other model-looking people out there.
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Postby Menlaan » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:26 pm

My current fav:
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Postby Markarado » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:30 pm

Hotness ~
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Postby Tikker » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:54 pm

ps, all chicks in canada look like Pam Anderson, Elisha Cuthbert, Shania twain or Shannon Tweed
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Postby Eldred » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:21 am

I can't stand her cause she was an annyoing little shit in 24.
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:10 pm

Nothing brightens up my workday like details of Diekan's masabatory activities.
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Postby Aatrex » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:20 pm

The best Elisha pics are:

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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:23 pm

Couldn't be half as annoying Chloe's pouty faces.
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Postby Eldred » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:45 pm

Chloe's funny cause she's a super spazz. I'm waiting for her to wig out in CTU and kill everyone with a machine gun.
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