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What should I demand as a Valentines day gift

Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:29 pm

if Valentines Day is my birthday as well.

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Postby Phlegm » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:34 pm

If you demand stuff, you may get nothing.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:36 pm

Ask for a murder.
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:39 pm

Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.
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Postby Martrae » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:40 pm

Use ties or bathrobe belts...easier on the wrists....not that I know this from experience or anything...
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:50 pm

You guys are sooo the kinky swingers that are corrupting your small conservative community.

I saw an Oprah episode about you!
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:56 pm

nothing better than a wife with a dirty mind.
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Postby Kramer » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:57 pm

Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.




FTW
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    Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:11 pm

    I like the silk cuffs, those are nice.
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    Postby Adivina » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:15 pm

    mmmmm I tend to agree.
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    Postby Captain Insano » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:15 pm

    Zanchief Returns wrote:Ask for a murder.




    man you are pretty funny sometimes :lol:



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    Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:18 pm

    Never use silk cuffs with a guy that you have only been dating a few months. You never know, his weird eyed roommate could wander in the room for a little action, and you'd have to knee him in the nuts, and kick him in the face, and threaten your new guy with bodily harm if he doesnt let you out of the cuffs so you can get dressed and go home.
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    Postby Adivina » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:19 pm

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    fixt :P
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    Postby leah » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:19 pm

    steak and a blowjob np

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    Postby xaoshaen » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:36 pm

    The Kizzy wrote:Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.


    Ah, finally a chance to get in some uninterrupted WoW.
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    Postby Hylissa » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:37 pm

    xaoshaen wrote:
    The Kizzy wrote:Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.


    Ah, finally a chance to get in some uninterrupted WoW.


    :lol:
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    Postby Kramer » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:25 pm

    HA!

    ok, that is hillarious....
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      Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:53 pm

      Zanchief Returns wrote:Ask for a murder.


      If the murder was of a certain canadian bleeding heart liberal, I'd trade 30 years of birthday presents for it.

      :asshole:
      Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


      Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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      Postby Yamori » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:22 pm

      xaoshaen wrote:
      The Kizzy wrote:Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.


      Ah, finally a chance to get in some uninterrupted WoW.


      L.O.L. (LAUGHING OUT LOUD)
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      Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:56 pm

      xaoshaen wrote:
      The Kizzy wrote:Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.


      Ah, finally a chance to get in some uninterrupted WoW.


      OMG you made me laugh
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      Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:54 pm

      xaoshaen wrote:
      The Kizzy wrote:Ask for a day of no kids, and your wife spread eagle and handcuffed to the bed.


      Ah, finally a chance to get in some uninterrupted WoW.


      lol..the day I prefer WoW over sex will be the day I demand to be put to death for being a pathetic dork.

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      Postby Jennay » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:29 pm

      I'm sorry but if you're gonna tie someone up or be tied up, you're already in the dirty nasty freaky mood so you may as well go for nylon rope or clothesline..You want it tight but not toooo tight. That's just me anyway :P
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      Postby Eldred » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:11 pm

      Zanchief Returns wrote:Ask for a murder.


      Why would anyone want a flock of crows.
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      Postby leah » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:28 pm

      Eldred wrote:
      Zanchief Returns wrote:Ask for a murder.


      Why would anyone want a flock of crows.


      :rofl:
      lolz
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      Postby Jay » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:59 pm

      xbox 360 and ass sex. Put the xbox on her back and play halo 2 while doing it too.
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