If you were flying on the Concord

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:55 pm

btw, mensa people dont talk about smart things all the time like people think they do.
An ex of mine went to a meeting and they talked about complete garbage. He was disappointed and never went back.

Just an fyi.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:41 pm

Ok, I am satisfied in the fact that I had aspects of it correct and just failed to put it all together in a logical order, thats as close to being right as I am gonna get right now.

Btw - my nose is about to fall off and we already have someone out sick at work right now, so my boss is pumping me full of "yogi tea" in an attempt to keep me from hurling everywhere. Having a certified yogi for a boss sometimes gets a bit odd.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:56 pm

Does he have an assistant named Booboo?

Thon · Post by **Thon** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:10 pm

maybe this is how you could get the kung fu effect

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:19 pm

i dressed up like a scary pirate the other day and then ran around the park making children cry and and stomping on their sand castles.

does that make me win this "what is ur job" e-peen war?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:23 pm

That sounds more promising than Lumpy's job to tell you the truth.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:37 pm

Sounds better than my yoga tea

It is making me have horrible burps that taste of eucalyptus. I suppose its better than the barfy burps I was having before though...

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:38 pm

What exactly is yoga tea?

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:39 pm

I will type the ingrediants, it is some organic tea apparently made by invented by some grand yogi somewhere or something. Gimme a minute.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:43 pm

Note, all items in tea are organic but I refuse to type the word organic in front of every ingrediant.

Licorice root, basil leaf, eucalyptus leaf, ginger root, cinnamon bark, thyme leaf, elecampane root, peppermint leaf, cardamom seed, mullein leaf.

Strong as hell and clears out your airways damn quick.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:45 pm

Tacks wrote:Harry is suddenly very quiet.

I do other things outside of troll these boards...

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:45 pm

http://www.yogitea.com/Organic-Tea/Tea.asp?Tea_ID=HF02

Link to the tea she is pumping me full of. She gave me three tea bags and told me to make them one after another.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:45 pm

I'm unemployed CRY

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:46 pm

leah wrote::rofl: who cares how people meet their significant other? at least he has one.

Implying I do not? :wtf:

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:48 pm

Like lift pallets with your forklift?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:50 pm

Harrison wrote:
Tacks wrote:Harry is suddenly very quiet.

I do other things outside of troll these boards...

Sweet, I can still troll the boards and make more money than you do!

PS: Take a look at your post count compared to mine in the past 3-4 months.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:51 pm

Ok people I am going to tell my boss that you are all angsty and stressed and she will give me a tea to make you all shut up and chill out.

Damn looking through this website and they have a freaking tea for everything.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:53 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:Damn looking through this website and they have a freaking tea for everything.

Of course they do. They want to make as much money as they can.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:56 pm

I know, but suprisingly the tea she gave me is working, I haven't yacked since I have started drinking it. I have to give props to this one at the very least.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:59 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:I know, but suprisingly the tea she gave me is working, I haven't yacked since I have started drinking it. I have to give props to this one at the very least.

It's all in the head. You only think you're feeling better.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:01 pm

i dunno

i think there's actually something to the mumbo jumbo, but it's not any of that spiritual bullshit, it's just that it has properties that we don't understand yet

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:03 pm

Placebo

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:12 pm

How hard is it to think that an herbal remedy settled my stomach or made it easier to breath with my stuffy nose?

Rofl go sniff something pungent like eucalpytus or mentol, it tends to clear the hell out of your airways. Anything mild is generally soothing to an upset stomach, its not that far fetched.

Now if I came on here saying it cured cancer, then yeah I would be retarded.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:40 pm

this thread is like watching hornets strafe a hamster

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:42 pm

Are you referring to me or to Harrison?