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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:25 am

So wait Orthodox Jewish cant eat crab? Ganzo can you confirm?
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Postby Arlos » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:27 am

Leviticus 11:12: Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Last I checked, crab has neither fins nor scales. Note that it's the same term "abomination" as is used to describe homosexuality in the same book of the bible. Apparently, god considers eating crab to be just as bad...

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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:40 am

shit...so much for switching to that religion. I like my crab rangoon too much. Thanks arlos.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:46 am

God laughs at all religions. I bet he/she/it laughs all day about how badly humans have have gotten it all wrong. It's like watching someone go the wrong way while playing "hot and cold" and despite telling the guy he's getting colder, he still persists in that direction.

One of these days God is going to appear and say "Shit!!! I did NOT want to have to interfere but FUCK stop with the religions already! Enjoy your time here-it's only flesh and bone-and your asses aren't immortral! Bye!" *poof*
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Postby Phlegm » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:30 pm

Ouchyfish wrote:One of these days God is going to appear and say "Shit!!! I did NOT want to have to interfere but FUCK stop with the religions already! Enjoy your time here-it's only flesh and bone-and your asses aren't immortral! Bye!" *poof*


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