More Violence Caused by the Muslim Disease...

[Captain Insano]

I really want to make a website called something to the effect of:

http://www.onethousandwaystopissoffaraghead.org

I was thinking that it would be cool to see how many ways I could defile the Koran and make these ragheads just go totally insane.... Like throwing the Koran in a porta-shitter for example. I figure with enough e-creativity I could cause enough rioting that these people would self destruct and kill each other all off.


Two dead in Pakistan rioting

Tuesday, February 14, 2006; Posted: 11:54 a.m. EST (16:54 GMT)



LAHORE, Pakistan (AP) -- More than 1,000 protesters stormed into Islamabad's diplomatic district while thousands vandalized Western businesses and torched a government building in another city Tuesday, in Pakistan's worst wave of violence against the Prophet Mohammed cartoons, officials said.

At least two people were killed.

Interior Minister Aftab Khan Sherpao said two protesters died in the worst of the violence in the eastern city of Lahore, when a bank security guard opened fire to prevent demonstrators from forcing their way into a bank.

He said paramilitary troops were deployed in the city to restore order, after stone-throwing protesters ran amok.

Witnesses said rioters torched the provincial assembly building and targeted Western businesses, breaking windows at a Holiday Inn hotel and Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonald's restaurants.

They also damaged more than 200 cars, two banks, dozens of shops and a large portrait of President Gen. Pervez Musharraf, witnesses said.

The protesters also looted the office of Telenor, a Norwegian mobile phone company, and people ran away with computers, mobile phones and other equipment, witnesses said.

Clouds of tear gas were hanging over central Lahore where the violence was occurred.

On Monday, police fired tear gas and wielded batons to stop about 7,000 students protesting the publication of the Prophet Mohammed cartoons from marching on the governor's residence in Peshawar.

The students had earlier marched to several universities in Peshawar and hurled stones at a Christian school, breaking windows and causing other damage. They also threw stones at shops in the city's main business district, chanting "Down with America" and "Down with Denmark."

President Gen. Pervez Musharraf told journalists in the capital Islamabad on Monday that newspapers that have printed the caricatures were "being totally oblivious to the consequences for the world, for world peace and harmony."

"The most moderate Muslim will go to the street and talk against it because this hurts the sentiments of every Muslim," he said. "Whether an extremist or a moderate or an ultra moderate, we will condemn it."

Several large rallies have been held across Pakistan against the cartoons, which were first published in a Danish newspaper in September. The latest came Friday when thousands of people protested in the nation's biggest cities.

The cartoons have been reprinted in numerous publications in Europe and elsewhere in what publishers say is a show of solidarity for freedom of expression, setting off protests from Canada to Indonesia. Some of the protests have been violent, and the tension has noticeably increased anti-Western dialogue in the Muslim world.

[Diekan]

JIHAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[kaharthemad]

You hear about the protests in one of those jerk water countires? 12 people carrying wooden sticks for the clubs tried to storm a Marine Barracks. Can you guess the outcome?

[Jay]

All the marines were laid out?

[kaharthemad]

keep dreaming 4 dead and the other rioters dispersed. Ill se if I can find a link from the news.

[Captain Insano]

right now the marines guarding the embassies are praying to the War Gods in hopes that muslim riff raff with attempt to storm the place. That way they will get to do what they do best: Kill and Destroy. Then they can gives their wives ear necklaces for Valentines.

[mofish]

I attack the marine wearing the necklace made of human ears!

Gimme a roll

[Dylan]

I want to have sex with the necklace of ears...

[Captain Insano]

my friend brian recently got out of force recon to go work as a paid merc for some company starting with the word "black-" I forgot...


Anyways during one mission his convoy got attacked and they repelled it with ease.

One of the enemy was laying wounded and asked for help and when they got close he pulled a small pistol and tried to take brian out.

Well he missed. Brian then rolled the fucker over and curb stomped him straight outta American History X.

Much to his dismay that technique only works in Hollywood. All that happened was that the guys jaw sheered off and he screamed and gurgled alot.

Brian was forced to waste two perfectly good bullets shooting the terrorist in the stomach. (shooting someone in the head is a nice quick clean death... The stomach is one of the slowest most painful ways to die.)

Anyways, that is probably one of the greatest stories I have ever heard.... Except for the time the same guy took out like 10 dudes with a shoulder fired bunker buster. I actually have some really cool before and after pics of that one.

[labbats]

The problem with that cartoon pissing everyone off is that I've read at least 5 different journalists interviewing muslims and they all say the same thing. Free speech is a good thing, but making fun of our religion is bad.
You can't have it both ways, and the world is getting sick of your shit. Hillbillies in rural West Virginia have more sophistication than that when you think about it.

[Minrott]

BlackWater USA I would imagine.

[Minrott]

hehe I've always liked these guys. I've got a friend in there too. They pay ridiculously well, in the $100,000 a year range, makes a guy wonder what he's doing working for the Army/Corps.

* U.S. Citizen, proof of citizenship required (copy of passport).
* Applicants must agree to an exclusive services contract with Blackwater following graduation provided that a minimum amount of work is provided by Blackwater.
* Applicants must, at a minimum, have completed a four year tour of duty in the Armed Forces or its equivalent as determined by the admissions review board.
* Only those who were honorably discharged need apply.
* Applicants will be required to pass a physical fitness test prior to admission.
* Applicants may not exceed a Body Mass Index of 24.9% calculated using the National Institute of Health (NIH) formula.
* Applicants must meet eligibility requirements for a top secret security clearance.
* Blackwater does not discriminate on the basis of sex, origin, religious affiliation, etc.

[kaharthemad]

Where can I sign up as a Merc Captain? I can still shoot the buts off a woodchuck at about 300yards with bare sights. I can use a job. They need a sniper to kill ragheads?

Actually too far form home...tell me when the head north to Canada.

[Ouchyfish]

Cool-we can still say raghead?

[kaharthemad]

Christ I hope so. I have not been moderated this much since I was in a Christian school with some nut job lady that liked to cause pain with rulers.

[Vincenti]

Lyion teaches catholic school?

Father Lyion please dont touch me there....

[Goose_Man]

hehe I've always liked these guys. I've got a friend in there too. They pay ridiculously well, in the $100,000 a year range, makes a guy wonder what he's doing working for the Army/Corps.

* U.S. Citizen, proof of citizenship required (copy of passport).
* Applicants must agree to an exclusive services contract with Blackwater following graduation provided that a minimum amount of work is provided by Blackwater.
* Applicants must, at a minimum, have completed a four year tour of duty in the Armed Forces or its equivalent as determined by the admissions review board.
* Only those who were honorably discharged need apply.
* Applicants will be required to pass a physical fitness test prior to admission.
* Applicants may not exceed a Body Mass Index of 24.9% calculated using the National Institute of Health (NIH) formula.
* Applicants must meet eligibility requirements for a top secret security clearance.
* Blackwater does not discriminate on the basis of sex, origin, religious affiliation, etc.

Fuh King A... I need to go sign up for this shit. It sounds a lot more exciting than Real Estate!

[Gaazy]

hey fuck you labbats, we are sophisticated! well, kind of!

[Captain Insano]

Yes is was Blackwater thanks.

Brian makes about 30k a month doing "principal protection". He guards and escorts VIP's a little bit. Most of his time though is spent doing hits. He gets paid to kill tons of people if you want to get down to it.

I have seen a ton of photos and this guy has been in the shit for over a year now constantly getting shot at. Some of the kills have been really cool and gruesome at the same time...the curb stomping being the best one to date.

[labbats]

hey fuck you labbats, we are sophisticated! well, kind of!

I was hoping you'd get that one Gaazy.