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Am I wrong for laughing maniaclly at this?

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So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman. They have been together almost 3 years. So she decides that she can't handle being a step mother because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc.

So she convinces Dave that this is a phase he is going through. And Dave agrees to get his own place closer to work, (he was driving 90 miles one way) She helps him move everything over on Friday. She leaevs around midnight. He calls her all day Saturday to talk to her but she won't pick up the phone and the machine is not on.

So he decided on Saturday night to drive over to her house because he was concerned for her well being, because she supposedly took him moving pretty hard. He had already given her the key to the house back, so when he found the doors locked, he broke in through a kitchen window. He no more than gets his foot on the ground when he hears her screeching "You broke my F'ing window, you M F'er" Then he hears a male voice that says, "Dude, get the fuck out now"

He wasn't even gone for 24 hours, and she had already had some other guy come over.

I feel bad, because he is totally heartbroken over it, but I still thik its funny, because everyone tried to warn him.
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no laugh all you like


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because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc


things that never change aren't "phases"
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You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.
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But...why would he get his own place? The reasoning behind this is confusing.
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Zanchief Returns wrote:You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.


If you're referring to me why would you think this is a difference? She knew I cared about her kids and I would seriously doubt she'd disagree with what I said.
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I think you earned the right to laugh at him, and not feel bad, either.
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Re: Am I wrong for laughing maniaclly at this?

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The Kizzy wrote:So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman. They have been together almost 3 years. So she decides that she can't handle being a step mother because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc.

So she convinces Dave that this is a phase he is going through. And Dave agrees to get his own place closer to work, (he was driving 90 miles one way) She helps him move everything over on Friday. She leaevs around midnight. He calls her all day Saturday to talk to her but she won't pick up the phone and the machine is not on.

So he decided on Saturday night to drive over to her house because he was concerned for her well being, because she supposedly took him moving pretty hard. He had already given her the key to the house back, so when he found the doors locked, he broke in through a kitchen window. He no more than gets his foot on the ground when he hears her screeching "You broke my F'ing window, you M F'er" Then he hears a male voice that says, "Dude, get the fuck out now"

He wasn't even gone for 24 hours, and she had already had some other guy come over.

I feel bad, because he is totally heartbroken over it, but I still thik its funny, because everyone tried to warn him.


How did you find out about this? Did your ex-husband tell you about it?
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I still dont see how she conviced him to get his own place and him not think anything of it.
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I don't understand either Darcler, especially when his first clue should hae been, I wan't to still see you but give me my key back.
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Tacks wrote:
Zanchief Returns wrote:You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.


If you're referring to me why would you think this is a difference? She knew I cared about her kids and I would seriously doubt she'd disagree with what I said.


I wasn't referring to you at all~
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Wow...what a fucking bitch. She fucks up his life then fucks him over. I can't wait till Stephanie(homewrecking slut) fucks Matt(cheating bastard) over....or until he beats her fucking face in. Man...I am such a cold cunt...

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lol first clue SHOULD have been You go get a place closer to work...I'll stay here. :eyecrazy:
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I'd be laughing my ass off. :)
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Kizzy, did you ever find out if she poisoned your son?
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omg wut
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So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman



made me laugh

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I'd go fuck the bitch up just for fucking with your kids now that your ex will not care about it maybe he'll even help you. And I'd feel bad about it for about 20seconds untill the laughter wells up in your gut and you have no recource but to revel in his misery.
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your ex sounds like he got what he deserved.... but he should try and slip it in her ass one more time and then put it right in her mouth.

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Phlegm wrote:Kizzy, did you ever find out if she poisoned your son?


The doctors are still running more tests, they think he is diabetic. So technically, she was posioning him with sugar candy and lots of pop. Who the hell gives a 4 yr old pop? He doesn't get sugar at my house except for once in a great while.
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lols @ insano's post
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there is something enjoyable about this... I think only one thing comes to mind at a time like this...

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hahahaha them owned/pwned pictures never get old..my fave is still nuts getting kicked animated one.
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Post by Adivina »

Nothing wrong at all Kizzy, karma is a sweet sweet thing. When a douchebag gets whats coming to them, laugh hard and laugh loud.
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