Page 1 of 4, the rest of the contract is found at the above link. Please forgive me if this is a repost. It's dated 2/17, and I didn't see it posted anywhere else, so I am thinking it's new.
Edit: Wanted to clarify that it was just the "Contract of Wifely Expectations" that reminded me of the Cpt, not the kidnapping/child pornography part.
I had heard about this a couple of weeks ago, but hadnt seen the actual contract..
Wow, thats all I can say....
The object of life is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to come screaching in to the grave sidelong in a beatup wreck of a body, loudly proclaiming "WOW What a ride!"
