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Postby Ouchyfish » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:03 am

Diekan wrote:I like Latina type bodies. Think Shakira... little waste, nice rack, and a round rump just right for a good slap.


Woman Stabs Husband For Refusing Sex

An Argentinian woman has been arrested after she stabbed her husband because he did not have sex with her.

The woman, from Buenos Aires, stabbed her husband in the back but lucky for him he was not seriously injured.

She told police she had spent the day trying to get him into bed but he had ignored all of her hints. "I wore a G-string and high heels in the house but he did not notice, I could not stand this", she said.

"I got really mad and I stabbed him".

The husband went to the police station to lodge a complant before going to hospital where he was treated for minor injuries.

"She did not think she did anything wrong, she kept saying that he was her husband and that he had to fulfil his obligations and that because he didn't she had the right to punish him", a local police spokesperson said.
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Postby leah » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:24 am

lol that sounds like something i would do :rofl:

i tried my damndest to rouse the boy last night, to no avail... he fell asleep whilst we were watching blazing saddles and that was it for the night. bummer. can't say i didn't try... but when he has to get up at 5:30 in the morning and we didn't actually go to bed until 1, i just have to be understanding... but damn i was frustrated hehe
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Postby Eldred » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:06 am

If a woman wants to get a little action, she should NOT, wear suggestive cloathing, flirt, make gestures, or other inane bullshit that men will miss, on a frequent basis. Women SHOULD SAY TO her husband / boyfriend whom ever, I'm horney I want to fuck.
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Postby Maeya » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:37 am

I don't understand how you would miss your wife/SO wearing nothing but a GString and high heels?
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:55 am

leah wrote:lol that sounds like something i would do :rofl:

i tried my damndest to rouse the boy last night, to no avail... he fell asleep whilst we were watching blazing saddles and that was it for the night. bummer. can't say i didn't try... but when he has to get up at 5:30 in the morning and we didn't actually go to bed until 1, i just have to be understanding... but damn i was frustrated hehe


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Postby Phlegm » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:42 am

Diekan wouldn't have that problem. He hop on anything that move so I don't think he need persuasion to have sex.
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Postby Eziekial » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:50 am

She must be fugly or he is gay.
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Postby Spazz » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:51 am

How the hell do ya miss a hint like a gstring and heels? I wanna be with a girl that wants to get fucked that badly.
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Postby leah » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:08 am

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leah wrote:lol that sounds like something i would do :rofl:

i tried my damndest to rouse the boy last night, to no avail... he fell asleep whilst we were watching blazing saddles and that was it for the night. bummer. can't say i didn't try... but when he has to get up at 5:30 in the morning and we didn't actually go to bed until 1, i just have to be understanding... but damn i was frustrated hehe


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oh shut up, i didn't say anything particularly revealing or risque. he's a big boy, he can handle references.
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:19 am

leah wrote:oh shut up, i didn't say anything particularly revealing or risque. he's a big boy, he can handle references.


He may be a more stable person than I am, but I'd be weirded out if I read stuff like that from my sister.

Oh and YOU shut up!!

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Postby leah » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:21 am

well if he can tell me about hot interns that bring forth action in his loins, i think he can handle a little bit on my part too hehe
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:22 am

It's different. You're a lady.
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:23 am

Zanchief Returns wrote:It's different. You're a lady.


HAHAHAHA... that's funny.
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Postby leah » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:36 am

:rofl:
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:25 pm

I'll never understand why women waste so much money on lingerie.. hello, just get naked and jump his shit, 9 times out of 10 you'll get a better reaction than waiting to be noticed
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Postby Spazz » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:43 pm

Yea i allways tell my girl it looks better on the floor than on your body.
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Postby leah » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:24 pm

heh... i waste no money on lingerie. i buy those cheap six-packs of hanes her way thongs or low-rise bikinis and call it good...

although! my friend meredith had a ton of money to burn from her tax returns and had nothing in particular to use it on so we went shopping and she spent a couple hundred dollars and included in that was a 50$ victoria's secret bra for me ^_^ i've never owned a fancy bra before. PLUS i got sized, finally, and found out where i stand post-weight loss in the boobage department. huzzah!
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Postby brinstar » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:12 pm

true nuff, the intern at my office causes a supernova in my trousers
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Postby Tacks » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:18 pm

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Postby Diekan » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:32 pm

Phlegm wrote:Diekan wouldn't have that problem. He hop on anything that move so I don't think he need persuasion to have sex.


sshhhh no one is supposed to know that.
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:24 pm

When Virra wants to fuck, I bend over. Sometimes I jump on top just to spice things up a bit.


When I want to fuck and Virra does not, I just masterbate and call it a day.
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Postby Tadpole » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:58 pm

Gargamellow wrote:When Virra wants to fuck, I bend over. Sometimes I jump on top just to spice things up a bit.


When I want to fuck and Virra does not, I just masterbate and call it a day.


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Postby Jay » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:19 pm

Gargamellow wrote:When Virra wants to fuck, I bend over. Sometimes I jump on top just to spice things up a bit.


When I want to fuck and Virra does not, I just masterbate and call it a day.


I imagine the latter happens quite a bit.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:23 pm

leah wrote:lol that sounds like something i would do :rofl:

i tried my damndest to rouse the boy last night, to no avail... he fell asleep whilst we were watching blazing saddles and that was it for the night. bummer. can't say i didn't try... but when he has to get up at 5:30 in the morning and we didn't actually go to bed until 1, i just have to be understanding... but damn i was frustrated hehe



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Postby Vincenti » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:30 am

Gargamellow wrote:When Virra wants to fuck, I bend over. Sometimes I jump on top just to spice things up a bit.


When I want to fuck and Virra does not, I just masterbate and call it a day.
That sounds fair and equitable
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