What's your dream job.

Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)

Moderator: Dictators in Training

Postby Drem » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:38 am

performing artist
User avatar
Drem
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8902
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:02 pm

Postby Phlegm » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:45 am

My dream job is getting pay for doing nothing.
Phlegm
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 6258
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:50 pm

Postby kaharthemad » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:17 am

Tikker wrote:I'd love to host Mythbusters


I honestly think those guys have the coolest job possible
I agree with Tikker. Ill join you...what shit are we blowing up today?
Image
User avatar
kaharthemad
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3768
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:47 am
Location: Somewhere South of Disorder

Postby Jesus » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:17 am

Whatever job it is that will pay me to sail around the world.
Jesus
NT Bixie
NT Bixie
 
Posts: 0
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:15 am
Location: Iraq

Postby Zanchief » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:20 am

Jesus wrote:Whatever job it is that will pay me to sail around the world.


Pirate, Dread or otherwise.
User avatar
Zanchief
Chief Wahoo
Chief Wahoo
 
Posts: 14532
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2004 7:31 pm

Postby Gargamellow » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:21 pm

I dunno. What a fabulous question. What is my dream job? Well, I would like a job that allows me to deal with troubled teenagers at that critical point in their lives when they are making decisions that forge their futures. I would like to be a politician and go from country to country fighting for the rights of the underdogs of society. I would like to write narratives for a fancy newspaper in New York. Or maybe a column like that Sex and the City slut. Of course, all of this considered, I would love to find a job that allows me to stay home and raise my children without demanding every moment of my spare time and without tearing my brain into shreds of stressed out grey matter.

Oh, and I want my own coffe mchine for my desk.
User avatar
Gargamellow
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8683
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:39 am
Location: Nunyafuggin Bidness

Postby Captain Insano » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:03 pm

Dream job.....


Strip Club/Night Club owner.


I would also moonlight as a bad parent and children policeman. I would just walk around where mom's and kids hang out and when parenting isn't taking place I would issue beatings, spankings, mace, tazers and quite possible non lethal rubber bullets to both parent and child. I would be like the hurricane katrina of asswhoopings.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
User avatar
Captain Insano
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8368
Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:04 pm
Location: SoCal

Postby Minrott » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:09 pm

hahaha
Molon Labe
User avatar
Minrott
NT Deity
NT Deity
 
Posts: 4480
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:54 pm
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Postby Eziekial » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:09 pm

Porn star. But since I only have an average sized wank, I'll settle for Senator of Florida.
User avatar
Eziekial
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3282
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:43 pm
Location: Florida

Postby Gargamellow » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:37 am

omg u guys are insane

as you were
User avatar
Gargamellow
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8683
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:39 am
Location: Nunyafuggin Bidness

Postby Gaazy » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:59 am

while bored studying I cam eup with 2 more lol.

Owning my own speed boat company would be kick ass
And owning a coal mining machinery company, or a coal company itself
User avatar
Gaazy
NT Deity
NT Deity
 
Posts: 5837
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:32 am
Location: West by god Virginia

Previous

Return to Cap's Alehouse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 28 guests