Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:46 pm

A Flordia man who was accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56 years old, was charged with homicide in the death of his roommate, Kenneth Matthews, according to the the local Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb at Sheriff's Office said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning. Crow said that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints. Crow is being held at the County jail without bond, and toilet paper.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:50 pm

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints. Crow is being held at the County jail without bond, and toilet paper.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:56 pm

You need to read something more upbeat homie.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:23 pm

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:10 am

Ok, I take back my post in the flying rocker thread. THIS is one of the funniest mental images...

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:07 pm

Matthews sucks, has his hands on a rifle but gets beat by a sledgehammer... :ugh:

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:22 pm

Tuggan wrote:Matthews sucks, has his hands on a rifle but gets beat by a sledgehammer...

He probably had his pants around his ankles while making a mad rush to the kitchen for a paper towel.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:09 pm

this threads shitty!