End of a real Shitty day

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:56 pm

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Ok so I had a service call on a back round. I set off down the road to make it there I was doing about 10 miles under the speed limit since the road is notorious for amish.

Crest a hill and there is a amish buggy in the road (5miles per hour the fucker). I start passing the bastrard slowing to 40 miles an hour. He decides to make a left hand turn right in front of me. I lift the back of this assholes buggy onto my hood, tearing up my left front fender, and scaring the horse shittless which also lands on my fucking car when it bucks and runs.

Cop gives me a ticket for failure to yiled to a amish buggy, and this prick gets a ticket for failure to signal.

Since it is amish is automatically becomes my fault for most of it, but since he was sited it becomes a claim for bth of us.

I really hate the amish.

Anywho came back from 1 hour of having a cop go over the accident, and and accessing the damage. Fender is toast, the right front 1/4 panel is beat to shit...and there is a gouge done my hood and a busted windshield on the passenger side.

I decide to get back to work and someone comes in and wants to go over a new gaming system with me...I start talking and I guess the accident dmg'd my glasses cause in the middle of the coversation the frame pops the screw flies out and I shoot the damn lense at the customer.

Not a good day.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:11 pm

The customer going to sue you for shooting him with a deadly weapon.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:42 pm

Yuck

Hope it gets better.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:49 pm

Least ya didnt kill em. cant really say lot bout the amish or what its like living near them cuz i really dont know. Not to many buggies riding round detroit.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:38 pm

I always thought the amish were a fairy tale

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:28 pm

The only thing that would make the amish a fairy tale versus a nightmare would be if at the end of the fairy tale hulk hogan swooped from the sky with a magical nightstick that automatically bashed amishes acrossed their grills in a vigorous smashing-fashion.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:15 am

HULK HOGAN wouldnt do that man hes a good guy.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:42 am

Hulk Hogan is old and decrepit now. The Amish would owns his ass.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:22 am

Next time just fix the old van and plow them down with that instead.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:50 am

I am so fuckinf drunk right noew.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:15 am

It's karma for being a sucky person. Expect more days like this, I requested it with the cosmos.

leah · Post by **leah** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:24 pm

Gargamellow wrote:I am so fuckinf drunk right noew.

where the hell did that come from??

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:54 pm

spazz wrote:HULK HOGAN wouldnt do that man hes a good guy.

exactly. You know the amish worship satan right?

Hulk Hogan is just taking out the trash.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:40 pm

liquidstayce wrote:Next time just fix the old van and plow them down with that instead.

so umm...who is the hottie in your sig?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:30 am

Im drunk as hell too garg/ Been shootin pool and chuggin beer all night . Hulk hogan will never be old and decrepit you should burn in hell for saying such things. HULK HOGAN WOULD NOT BEAT UP THE AMISH he would tell them to train say they prayers and eat there vitamins

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:01 pm

Amish highway horror...I'll stick with the 21st century :eyecrazy:

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:05 pm

and an update...todate I almost ran over a Swartzentruben Amish man that pulled out in his horse and buggy right in front of my car.

Maybe I was put on this to put a end to the Amish...kinda like their version of their horseman of the Apocolypse. The car is already a pale color...perhaps Im the Horsemen Death and the car is my horse.

Aatrex · Post by **Aatrex** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:14 pm

is hell coming with you?

Post by **Tossica** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:16 pm

Sounds like you need to pay more attention when driving.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:23 pm

leah wrote:
Gargamellow wrote:I am so fuckinf drunk right noew.

where the hell did that come from??

From the trailer park

Post by **Martrae** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:40 pm

Tossica wrote:Sounds like you need to pay more attention when driving.

Sounds like you have no idea what the Amish are like. They'll turn left in front of you without notice (which is what happened with the buggy Kahar hit), block intersections, travel down the middle of highways when there is a designated lane for them, leave horse bombs everywhere so it costs 10x times it should for road repairs, travel at night without lights and less reflectors than your average tricycle, walk along the sides of roads in dark clothing, and they all seem to feel that normal road rules don't apply to them. I'm amazed there aren't more car/buggy accidents around here.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:52 pm

lol Amish

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:25 pm

Martrae wrote:Sounds like you have no idea what the Amish are like.

I certainly do not, as I'm tragically bound to the confines of civilization

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:47 pm

Man I am glad no Amish are around here, sounds like accidents waiting to happen

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:04 pm

I bet they're great in the sack...ever seen Witness?

:rofl: