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Need gas for your car? just go to your local farm

Postby Blackdiam » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:46 pm

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Postby Thon » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:54 pm

i wonder if horse shit works as well as cow shit. we had horses when i was growing up, and i must have shoveled a lifetime supply of steaming gas
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:14 am

or find some dutch.. They'll shit on anything.
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Postby Drem » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:46 am

i think the fuel from that chemical in corn is a better idea. it's 85% natural and 15% gas
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:06 am

true drem but cow shit is everywhere. if one cowpie can produce a gallon of gas, think of the farmers. Livestock farmers just found a new cash crop. and a self replenishing one at that.


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Postby Eldred » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:44 pm

Just imagin what the exaust fumes will smell like.
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Postby Minrott » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:48 pm

The problem with E85 or ethanol in general is that is costs more power to produce a gallon of it than a gallon of it can contain.

Also, mileage sucks with ethanol. Even 10% ethanol gas will kill your mileage.
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Postby mofish » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:12 pm

Yeah Ive always heard ethanol was a pork barrell midwestern political thing, and not a true viable alternative.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:21 am

I have heard the same. I say we go up to Alaska till the cowshit starts pumping, corale the carribou for thier shit and drain that fucking state dry of any type of oil we can get Whale oil, Seal Oil, Crue Oil, Hair oil, Eskimo Oil, Salad Oil.. all of it goes.. Thats what we bought it for in the first place.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:02 am

Unrelated, but...They're supposed to be constructing a huge cooking oil-to-fuel type factory shindig nearby here. Half-ass heard the news while walking in the door yesterday.
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