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Chuck reads some of his "facts."
Chuck Norris reads his own jokes!
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Lionking
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I don't get all the Chuck Norris stuff posted on here. Would someone enlighten me, please?
As they say in Canada, thank you.
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As they say in Canada, thank you.
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Chuck Norris ran for President once and won, but the Secret Service changed the ballot because if he won they would all loose their jobs....
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Vincenti wrote:Chuck Norris ran for President once and won, but the Secret Service changed the ballot because if he won they would all loose their jobs....
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The Kizzy
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LionKing wrote:I don't get all the Chuck Norris stuff posted on here. Would someone enlighten me, please?
As they say in Cananda, thank you.
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Someone madea a list of jokes about Chuck Norris. Things like "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never crys."
Just silly stupid stuff making him out to be a bad ass. THey did it with Jack Bauer and Vin Diesel too.
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Lionking
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The Kizzy wrote:LionKing wrote:I don't get all the Chuck Norris stuff posted on here. Would someone enlighten me, please?
As they say in Canada, thank you.
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Someone madea a list of jokes about Chuck Norris. Things like "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never crys."
Just silly stupid stuff making him out to be a bad ass. THey did it with Jack Bauer and Vin Diesel too.
Why, thank you, Kizzy. I appreciate SOMEONE willing to clue me in.
