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drat! if there's a kid involved, i'll never steal you away~
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And if only Joshua read these forums.

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haha he knows he's got me wrapped around his little finger.
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My cat had his testicles removed yesterday.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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wow, really? that's weird... why? aren't there less drastic means of neutering, or was castration the point?
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How do I know, I brought it to the vet. That's what they do. I thought they just snip a tube, apparently I was wrong. The removed his manhood.
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:Boots: just got a tube snipped.... your vet is weird :rofl:
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Is it a male or female cat?

...and yeah, I guess if my vet was in the "cat crew" he would have known better.
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male :dunno:
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Well I'll get your opinion first next time before consoling the veterinarian. You probably know more about animals than he does.

Or...

...you can just look online at what the procedure entails. For some reason I keep seeing the phrases "remove testicles" and "remove sexual organs".

Boots has no nuts and you don't even know it.
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Ya.. they like, cut an incision, pop the little cojones out and snip them off
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huh! bummer.

that's what i thought too and then someone was like "nah dude they just snip a tube" and i was like oh okay. (that someone is a med student, i thought she'd know... :dunno:)

whatev, i apologize.
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p.s. you don't have to ask me before consoling the vet, but perhaps before you consult him. :)
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Tell Boots he can come live with me. After this, he will never have faith in you again.
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my :Boots: is my baby, and he shall stay with me thankyouverymuch.

actually i've been concerned about finding an apt in lincoln when i move that will allow me to bring :Boots: with me :/
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If it's an indoor cat they'll never know. I'm not allowed to have cats and I have two.
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Humans only get a tube snipped. Pets get turned into eunichs.
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Yeah if I went to get my "tubes tied" and they told me they will have to remove my testicles I would reconsider the procedure.
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hehe josh wants a vasectomy. i think he's nuts.

nuts hehe

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lol you cheeseball
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I guess he doesn't want kids.

If I lived where you did I would have kids if only to have someone other than myself to shovel all that fucking snow.
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lol whenever we happen to move in together you can bet your ass that he'll be the one doing the scooping ;)

i might be whipped but i can still get him to do stuff like go out in the cold and start my car, or scrape my windows and whatnots. he gets the bitch work. i just have to put out and keep my mouth shut :rofl: (kidding by the way, it's not THAT bad)
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I carried my girlfriend to her car a couple months ago so she wouldnt mess up her nice shoes in the snow.

...and you all thought I was an asshole. Pft.
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hehe that's sweet

but i still think you're an asshole ;)
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brinstar wrote:the med-student brother mentioned at the tail end of the article was in my band back in the day, he can shred like vai... his dad is head RN at the hastings hospital and drives a huge minivan with license plates that say SLVR SFR (silver surfer) and plays in a local big band


this is remarkable why?


can YOU shred like vai with your whole family playing backup?


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