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Naked pregnant Britney

Postby Phlegm » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:24 pm

A life-size sculpture of a naked Britney Spears kneeling on a bearskin rug as she gives birth. It will be on display next month at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery.

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Postby Minrott » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:47 pm

That topic is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in text, followed closely by the sculpture
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:08 am

lol where's her cigarette and kevin federfag with his cornrows? The sculpture must not be finished yet.
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Postby Gaazy » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:35 am

rofl
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Postby labbats » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:03 am

I mcgiggled~
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:08 am

nasty bitch...she got a frog's ass
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Postby Spazz » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:22 pm

Like ive been saying people have no class. The dude that made this doesnt even know her and its on display near a buncha pro life shit. I wonder if theres a little head pokin out her snatch on the back side or anything cool like that.
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Postby ClakarEQ » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:08 pm

As gross as this sounds, I'd like to see the money shot, schwing LOL
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Postby Diekan » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:47 pm

Minrott wrote:That topic is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in text, followed closely by the sculpture
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Postby Rotj » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:52 pm

wtf is up with the bear head
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Postby leah » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:52 pm

...seriously, that's supposed to be britney spears? why?
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Postby Martrae » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:58 pm

Gargamellow wrote:nasty bitch...she got a frog's ass


Pretty much what I was thinking.
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Postby Donnel » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:32 am

spazz wrote:Like ive been saying people have no class. The dude that made this doesnt even know her and its on display near a buncha pro life shit. I wonder if theres a little head pokin out her snatch on the back side or anything cool like that.


According to the article I read... yes, yes there is.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:35 am

WTF, who births calmly on a bear skin rug in a semi-sulty pose. Stupid fucking thing.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:18 am

Perhaps they'll use good judgement and display it next to a Manneken Pis replica.
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Postby araby » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:26 pm

that doesn't resemble britney spears in any way at all..
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Postby Minrott » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:32 pm

Sure it does, it's ugly and trashy.
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Postby leah » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:37 pm

i didn't think it did either, ashly... where is the article that goes with this? and why on earth would anyone be prompted to create such a thing? and why would britney be down with it?
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Postby labbats » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:47 pm

If you look closely you can see an ashtray near the front of it.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:11 pm

I'm confused

Is this a joke

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Postby Donnel » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:29 pm

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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:38 pm

so it's serious, wow

why would he make it look like she's waiting to take it up the ass, or get slammed doggy

nice depiction of birth there, because I know that most babies are born with moms on their knees

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Postby araby » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:41 pm

it's a FINE ART gallery :ugh:
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Postby Donnel » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:44 pm

Um, actually that is a pretty common birthing style.
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Postby Drem » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:40 pm

Donnel wrote:Um, actually that is a pretty common birthing style.
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