Kangaroos are so cute : )

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Kangaroos are so cute : )

Postby Narrock » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:02 pm

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Postby Harrison » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:01 pm

I already warned my friend Anne about kangaroos.

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Postby Griever » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:32 pm

I didn't know they had claws that sharp.
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Postby Narrock » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:06 pm

I have a friend that moved to Kilcoy, Queensland about 10 years ago. He said some Kangaroos are very dangerous and you're taking a big risk even approaching them. Most of them run/hop away from people though because they are shy.
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:12 pm

yeah i watched a show on national geo one time a while back that shows them being pissed off...definitly not an animal i would want to cross and piss off

i had a cousin who had a buddy who killed a grizzly someone far north in canada or maybe alaska or somethin that stood like 13 feet tall on its hind legs....i want to wrastle one
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Postby Jay » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:05 am

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Postby Kramer » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:24 am

that would make a nice pair of roo boots mate.
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    Postby Captain Insano » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:50 pm

    I would have straight fucked that kangaroo up for trying to execute the tiger-claw against me. I would have made it's heart explode with a combination of pressure points and ninja-mind powers.
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    Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:03 pm

    lol It would be pretty embarrassing going to Australia for vacation and then getting eviscerated by a freakin marsupial.
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    Postby Yamori » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:04 pm

    captain_insano wrote:I would have straight fucked that kangaroo up for trying to execute the tiger-claw against me. I would have made it's heart explode with a combination of pressure points and ninja-mind powers.


    I'd personally go for the classic 'jam your arm down its throat and rip out its spine and beat its face with it in its last writhing moments' technique

    i learned that in karate class
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    Postby Captain Insano » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:09 pm

    Yah I wanted to learn that technique but my godamn sensei had me waxing cars all the way through orange belt.
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    Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:12 pm

    I saw this show one time where a kangaroo beat the shit out of a giant black and white cat. It was pretty cool.
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    Postby Tae-Bo » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:30 pm

    captain_insano wrote:I would have straight fucked that kangaroo
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