Vonkaar
Moderator: Dictators in Training
Hey guess what everyone.
EQ is going to die some day soon, and you are going to be left with the hollowed out husks you call lives, realizing you have wasted 5 years on a game that you almost certainly spent the majority of your free time playing.
All you whiney bitches are going to look back and think about the stupid fucking politics you wasted on a video game and think "What the hell have I done to my life?"
EQ is going to die some day soon, and you are going to be left with the hollowed out husks you call lives, realizing you have wasted 5 years on a game that you almost certainly spent the majority of your free time playing.
All you whiney bitches are going to look back and think about the stupid fucking politics you wasted on a video game and think "What the hell have I done to my life?"
- The Kizzy
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- Location: In the closet with the ghosts
Why should Vonk have to maintain anything? He is no longer in that guild, and if certain female officers whom we shall call Ritella would have not been such a bitch to him, may be he would have cared. But in her usual whore style, she sucked what she wanted out of someone and then discarded him. That is all.
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
They had a new site in the works before I did this.
They paid for approximately 30% of the hosting fees since it has been up. The rest has been out of my pocket. I didn't steal from any of ya'll so stop that bullshit.
Ya'll are all unnecessarily freaking out. I didn't delete anything. Nobody even tried communicating with me before posting rants on NT. This isn't the first time I've defaced 'my' website... remember this?
If one night without the Work of Vonkaar© is enough to make everyone hate me, ya'll are far FAR too dependent on a 3-year-retired player. Feel lucky to have had my free-labor for so long.
If we want to get into the Tiriella rant, I'm sure there are plenty of people that will love to drag that out into the public. The fact of the matter is, I didn't do anything wrong. There was drama on the Euphoria forums. I involved myself in the debate. I talked about it in a private forum that only about 8 people have access to. People shared stories about some of the people involved and then someone leaked the stories to officers in Euphoria. If I had gone off to another forum that I am a frequent visitor of (overclockers, off-topic etc) and discussed the Euph drama, nobody would have known nor cared. Almost everyone in the 'Cool Guys' user group are retired players whose opinion shouldn't have any pull over Euphoria's concerns.
In short...
This miniscule 16 hour withdrawl from My Website has freaked a lot of Euphoria out. I didn't even plan on going to sleep before changing it, but I'm quite glad I did.
They paid for approximately 30% of the hosting fees since it has been up. The rest has been out of my pocket. I didn't steal from any of ya'll so stop that bullshit.
Ya'll are all unnecessarily freaking out. I didn't delete anything. Nobody even tried communicating with me before posting rants on NT. This isn't the first time I've defaced 'my' website... remember this?
If one night without the Work of Vonkaar© is enough to make everyone hate me, ya'll are far FAR too dependent on a 3-year-retired player. Feel lucky to have had my free-labor for so long.
If we want to get into the Tiriella rant, I'm sure there are plenty of people that will love to drag that out into the public. The fact of the matter is, I didn't do anything wrong. There was drama on the Euphoria forums. I involved myself in the debate. I talked about it in a private forum that only about 8 people have access to. People shared stories about some of the people involved and then someone leaked the stories to officers in Euphoria. If I had gone off to another forum that I am a frequent visitor of (overclockers, off-topic etc) and discussed the Euph drama, nobody would have known nor cared. Almost everyone in the 'Cool Guys' user group are retired players whose opinion shouldn't have any pull over Euphoria's concerns.
In short...
This miniscule 16 hour withdrawl from My Website has freaked a lot of Euphoria out. I didn't even plan on going to sleep before changing it, but I'm quite glad I did.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
- Bloxr Fatso
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[quote="Vonkaar"]There was drama on the Euphoria forums. I involved myself in the debate. I talked about it in a private forum that only about 8 people have access to.[quote]
No bro, you copy/pasted out of our private forums into another forum, you did not discuss something that was said.
It is bad enough when people have, in the past, given information to recruits about their recruitment period (i.e. Soandso said you're a the biggest scum to walk the face of Norrath). This minor action alone has gotten recruits taken out of recruitment and members deguilded.
What you did to start this Vonkaar was to invade the priavcy of our members, those who have always looked up to you and never done you wrong while you have been doing a great service to us. After doing this and it leaking did you not think that we would lose trust in you?
As for those of you calling Tiriella a whore because you've succomb to Paul's bullshit.

No bro, you copy/pasted out of our private forums into another forum, you did not discuss something that was said.
It is bad enough when people have, in the past, given information to recruits about their recruitment period (i.e. Soandso said you're a the biggest scum to walk the face of Norrath). This minor action alone has gotten recruits taken out of recruitment and members deguilded.
What you did to start this Vonkaar was to invade the priavcy of our members, those who have always looked up to you and never done you wrong while you have been doing a great service to us. After doing this and it leaking did you not think that we would lose trust in you?
As for those of you calling Tiriella a whore because you've succomb to Paul's bullshit.
Bloxr... You are wrong. The post looked like..
hell, here it is:
This was followed by a bunch of people sharing stories about Ritella's sexual escapades. THIS information was leaked to her and she got all upset.
None of this matters... my 16-hour euphoriaguild.com defacing had absolutely NOTHING to do with the rants from 2 weeks ago. As a matter of fact, I told ya'll LONG ago that I was tired of the loot whining... 99% of EVERY fucking post on the Euph site is about loot... change the rules because soandso got somethng... I think the paladin axe should be 0.005% cheaper than the SK sword because it has 5 less hp... my pussy hurts... blahblahblahblahblah. Soooo... here we are.
Stop focusing on the stupid Ritella rant. It didn't matter.
hell, here it is:
vonkaar wrote:Euphoria is about to have some serious dirty laundry made public =p.
Basically... I think that I'm going to be 'ousted' soon. Of course that means euphoriaguild.com will turn into a porno site... but... shrug, whatever.
Dirty laundry!!!
vonkaar wrote:Wouldn't care to find out...
Basically, what happened is... two people in the guild fucked up... didn't listen to the orders of an officer (her, mainly) and loot (omgz!) went to the wrong person. So... she 'punished' the members. That pissed me off so I stood up for the 'offenders'. Blahblah, they shouldn't have done what they did... but... you don't fucking punish someone in a fucking game. So... things got heated and I basically told them (the officers) that they are ruining MY guild =p.
The last bit went something like,
Tiriella: "FUCK YOU VONKAAR AND YOU ARE A FUCKING I FUCKING HATE FUCK YOU VONKAAR!"
Vonkaar: "Say the word, bitch, and I'll leave."
vonkaar wrote:Okay... actually...
the whole history was like...
burned guild member posts: "I don't think the punishment was justified"
Tiriella posts: "yes it was."
Officer kiss-ass1 posts: "I agree with officers"
Officer kiss-ass2 posts: "I agree with officers"
Vonkaar posts: "Any type of punishment is fucking retarded. It's a game."
Vonkaar disciple1 posts: "I agree with Vonkaar."
Vonkaar disciple2 posts: "I agree with Vonkaar."
Vonkaar disciple3 posts: "I agree with Vonkaar."
Officer2 posts: "Our guildmembers are animals and should learn to respect my authoritay."
Vonkaar posts: "You are an idiot too."
Officer2 posts: "At one time, you were probably a really good EQ dude vonk,but now your opinion means shit."
Vonkaar posts: "Gee, well... I've been here longer than you asstard. Plus, if I pulled out, you'd lose the website, the forum, the DKP system and the simple fact that you are associated with my divine name." (actually... I didn't say all that, it was more 'implied' than anything).
Officer3 posts: "We love vonkaar."
Officer4 posts: "Vonkaar is right."
Officer2 posts: "none of the people siding with vonkaar matter."
Vonkaar makes an English mistake for the first time in his life.
Tiriella calls him on it in a smartass manner.
Vonkaar gets upset and strikes her down with his lightning bolts.
Tiriella cries because Vonkaar was so mean to him. Says, "I'm out of here."
Vonkaar laughs and calls her a cry baby.
Officer2 posts: "stop with the personal attacks"
Vonkaar strikes down officer2 with his lightning bolts.
Officer2 sulks.
Tiriella comes back and posts: "Fuck you you fat fucking fuck vonkaar the fuck I fuck hate him the fucking fuck!!!!!" Then she eats a few hamburgers.
Vonkaar replies with, "Say the word, bitch and I'll leave."
Vonkaar readies his porno collection for distribution on Euphoriaguild.com
This was followed by a bunch of people sharing stories about Ritella's sexual escapades. THIS information was leaked to her and she got all upset.
None of this matters... my 16-hour euphoriaguild.com defacing had absolutely NOTHING to do with the rants from 2 weeks ago. As a matter of fact, I told ya'll LONG ago that I was tired of the loot whining... 99% of EVERY fucking post on the Euph site is about loot... change the rules because soandso got somethng... I think the paladin axe should be 0.005% cheaper than the SK sword because it has 5 less hp... my pussy hurts... blahblahblahblahblah. Soooo... here we are.
Stop focusing on the stupid Ritella rant. It didn't matter.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
The plus-side is... if this thing really takes off, it has the potential to be a rant to remember.
Hallmark even.
Hallmark even.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
Hearing such bullshit has actually made my lazy ass register.
Ignoring all the retards that frequent this board I will focus my attention on you Vonkaar. Yes that inludes Taxx..Metranon and you Silvestra.. fuck I do not even know you from in game but the shit you post here make incapable of having children.
Bro you know what this is about and you can continue to cover it up with these bullshit stories about how you are above it all.. You can continue to say the things that only your retarded friends would believe but you know and I know that all this shit is beyond petty. You took your personal feelings over someone and thus made it into some holy crusade and you got slapped for it.
Now I could care less about that fucking board. We all know you did a great job running it and putting it together and that is appreciated. You could turn it into a fucking board for the mentally challenged and I would not even think about it a second. The only thing that upsets me and the only reason why people are upset with you is that you took a petty ass dislike for a person and dumped it all on our boards then unto the peanut crew. Pure and simple, you took our friendship for you and shitted on it cause of grown people fucking other grown people..
Now for you other retards. Seriously who gives a fuck who screwed who? I personally could care less if you lonely motherfuckers out there hooked up with every single person in this game, as long as you are straight with people your personal shit is your personal shit.
toodles
Ignoring all the retards that frequent this board I will focus my attention on you Vonkaar. Yes that inludes Taxx..Metranon and you Silvestra.. fuck I do not even know you from in game but the shit you post here make incapable of having children.
Bro you know what this is about and you can continue to cover it up with these bullshit stories about how you are above it all.. You can continue to say the things that only your retarded friends would believe but you know and I know that all this shit is beyond petty. You took your personal feelings over someone and thus made it into some holy crusade and you got slapped for it.
Now I could care less about that fucking board. We all know you did a great job running it and putting it together and that is appreciated. You could turn it into a fucking board for the mentally challenged and I would not even think about it a second. The only thing that upsets me and the only reason why people are upset with you is that you took a petty ass dislike for a person and dumped it all on our boards then unto the peanut crew. Pure and simple, you took our friendship for you and shitted on it cause of grown people fucking other grown people..
Now for you other retards. Seriously who gives a fuck who screwed who? I personally could care less if you lonely motherfuckers out there hooked up with every single person in this game, as long as you are straight with people your personal shit is your personal shit.
toodles








