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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:40 pm

I know one more article, but this one made me lol.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420/od_ ... NlYwM5NjQ-

Phony doctor gives free breast exams Thu Apr 20, 11:40 AM ET



MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

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One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:56 pm

They deserved it.

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Postby Tikker » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:58 pm

I have a bikini inspector licence from when I was 14 still~
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Postby dammuzis » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:46 pm

hello ma'am im dr quackenbush and i was wondering if i could fondle your breasts
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Postby Drem » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:07 pm

lol that's awesome
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:56 pm

dammuzis wrote:hello ma'am im dr quackenbush and i was wondering if i could fondle your breasts



who is that girl in your avatar?
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Postby Lionking » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:56 pm

Looks like grandpa finally got busted. Damn dirty old man. I"m surprised he wasn't doing "pap smear" tests. :lol:
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Postby Markarado » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:25 pm

Absolutely brilliant... except for getting caught...
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Postby Gaazy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:49 pm

anyone fucking dumb enough to fall for that needs to have their tubes cut and not be able to breed
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Postby dammuzis » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:34 am

no idea capt'n but i would gladly fondle her breasts
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Postby Sorina S » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:31 pm

bah Coulda been worse, the kindly old grey haired gentleman mighta been givin out free prostate exams. I wonder if Chertoff checked those womens green cards?
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