Orgasm in a bottle?

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:41 am

Hmmm instant orgasm spray - linked article for absurd length.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1759109,00.html

Whoops extra url tag :P

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:10 am

The female orgasm is a myth told by women to make you sex them longer. :mystery:

I start at the same time that she does. Its my job to get mine, her job to get hers. End of discussion.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:16 am

LOL, you suck at sex then. It's your job to do whatever you have to do to get her there. If you can't then maybe...well sounds like a personal problem!

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:09 am

You can always eat it. If you're doing it right you have 100% chance of making it happen.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:15 am

Agrajag wrote:The female orgasm is a myth told by women to make you sex them longer.

I start at the same time that she does. Its my job to get mine, her job to get hers. End of discussion.

Do youself a favor and don't announce that to the women you meet =P Wait aren't you married and have a kid? If you do then I understand why you think that way now.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:29 am

I wonder if any of those female enhancement pills work that they sell in all of the sex shops? Any ladies care to comment?

One thing that pisses me off about some chicks is how fucking long some of them take to get off.

I seriously think that most women are total head cases when it comes to sex and the ones that are fucked in the head have trouble getting off.

I would say about 25 percent of the women I have been with are comfortable with sex and tend to get off faster, more often and just be a hell of a lot more fun in general in bed. The rest make me work my ass off so they can get off usually resulting in my anger being stoked and me donning my pirate hat to issue out the donkey punches. Never a good situation.

I have to admit to some degree if I have one of those lame chicks and I give it a good going and she doesn't blow I really don't care too much.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:30 am

Tacks wrote:LOL, you suck at sex then. It's your job to do whatever you have to do to get her there. If you can't then maybe...well sounds like a personal problem!

Sex advice from you, Tacks? Laughable to say the least. You disappointed so badly that your last woman moved out of the state. I won't even bother defending myself against you, Jared.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on biting on that joke, Captain Obvious. What a dumbass you are sometimes. I thought you knew how to troll. How to pick and chose? I guess you ran out of good material. Maybe if you try harder someone will like you.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:40 am

Sex advice from you, Tacks? Laughable to say the least. You disappointed so badly that your last woman moved out of the state. I won't even bother defending myself against you, Jared.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on biting on that joke, Captain Obvious. What a dumbass you are sometimes. I thought you knew how to troll. How to pick and chose? I guess you ran out of good material. Maybe if you try harder someone will like you.

I estimate 9 pages.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:47 am

Something like this..

Tacks: Laughable? Shut up fag. You have a small cock.
Agrajag: I've got a big cock and you're a loser who dates e-women
Tacks: I only post on this board because I am bored. I don't care what you say fag.
Gargamellow: I think <insert retarded opinion here>
IF: Tacks is super duper
Ginzburgh: E women are all fat ugly whores
NT Women: You're such an asshole since you came back. Gidan, can you change my vote on the Ginzburgh poll?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:49 am

captain_insano wrote:I have to admit to some degree if I have one of those lame chicks and I give it a good going and she doesn't blow I really don't care too much.

I kinda agree with you here

I've found though, that as long as you make it seem like you tried to make her cum, she's alright with the effort

ps, when I read the thread title, i thought it would be about home delivery from sperm bank (ie, guy(s) blow in a glass bottle, cap it, and mail it to some chick to insert~)

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:12 pm

There is something extremely funny about nerds on an internet message board talking about how to make a girl cum.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:14 pm

Agrajag wrote:
Tacks wrote:LOL, you suck at sex then. It's your job to do whatever you have to do to get her there. If you can't then maybe...well sounds like a personal problem!

Sex advice from you, Tacks? Laughable to say the least. You disappointed so badly that your last woman moved out of the state. I won't even bother defending myself against you, Jared.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on biting on that joke, Captain Obvious. What a dumbass you are sometimes. I thought you knew how to troll. How to pick and chose? I guess you ran out of good material. Maybe if you try harder someone will like you.

lolz don't get all defensive because you have a small penis, that's not my fault.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:15 pm

I guess that means you've seen his penis?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:16 pm

Tacks wrote:
Agrajag wrote:
Tacks wrote:LOL, you suck at sex then. It's your job to do whatever you have to do to get her there. If you can't then maybe...well sounds like a personal problem!

Sex advice from you, Tacks? Laughable to say the least. You disappointed so badly that your last woman moved out of the state. I won't even bother defending myself against you, Jared.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on biting on that joke, Captain Obvious. What a dumbass you are sometimes. I thought you knew how to troll. How to pick and chose? I guess you ran out of good material. Maybe if you try harder someone will like you.

lolz don't get all defensive because you have a small penis, that's not my fault.

Jay wrote:Laughable? Shut up fag. You have a small cock.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:16 pm

Jay, I must admit that was pretty amazing.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:18 pm

I'm a seer.

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:22 pm

Jay wrote:Something like this..

Tacks: Laughable? Shut up fag. You have a small cock.
Agrajag: I've got a big cock and you're a loser who dates e-women
Tacks: I only post on this board because I am bored. I don't care what you say fag.
Gargamellow: I think <insert retarded opinion here>
IF: Tacks is super duper
Ginzburgh: E women are all fat ugly whores
NT Women: You're such an asshole since you came back. Gidan, can you change my vote on the Ginzburgh poll?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:26 pm

Am I not supposed to post along your guidelines?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:32 pm

No, it just goes to show how predictable you are.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:40 pm

uhhh ok so now this is supposed to be serious? you're fucking stupid

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:41 pm

Tacks wrote:uhhh ok so now this is supposed to be serious? you're fucking stupid

Keeping posting to my guidelines. It will make me feel like a bigger man inside =P Just humor me.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:41 pm

uhhh ok so now this is supposed to be serious? you're fucking stupid

Do you have these responses on macros?

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:06 pm

Tacks wrote:
Agrajag wrote:
Tacks wrote:LOL, you suck at sex then. It's your job to do whatever you have to do to get her there. If you can't then maybe...well sounds like a personal problem!

Sex advice from you, Tacks? Laughable to say the least. You disappointed so badly that your last woman moved out of the state. I won't even bother defending myself against you, Jared.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on biting on that joke, Captain Obvious. What a dumbass you are sometimes. I thought you knew how to troll. How to pick and chose? I guess you ran out of good material. Maybe if you try harder someone will like you.

lolz don't get all defensive because you have a small penis, that's not my fault.

Well, you're trolling days look like they have ended. You can't even comprehend what you read anymore. I don't even recall attempting to defend myself because there was nothing to defend against. Yet, you think I tried to?

And he didn't see my penis, the light was off. :liar:

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:17 pm

Well, Taxx is no stranger to man sex so I figured I should ask.

ClakarEQ · Post by **ClakarEQ** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:19 pm

I for one do my best to be the 2nd one cumming.

Frankly my johnson doesn't get up and go for a round two like it used to, I figure if I get the wife off first, maybe even twice before I get mine off, then I'm the cats meow.

It is funny and true about what captian said tho. The women that don't have inhibitions, the ones that have the more "I don't care what folks think" seem to be aggresive in bed, where the ones that say or think they're "ugly" , or worry about what the man thinks, well they are a bit lame in bed.

That ograsim in a bottle sounds like a good fixer-upper for the "lame" ones ROFL