Brown Recluse Spiders...

Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)

Moderator: Dictators in Training

Postby Jay » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:46 am

ick. Imagine that thing biting your cock.
Jay

 

Postby Harrison » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:08 am

Yeah, it's a nice and easy way to die.

The increased bloodflow from your cock would spread the venom at such an advanced pace it's scary to think about it.
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
User avatar
Harrison
NT Legend
NT Legend
 
Posts: 20323
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:13 am
Location: New Bedford, MA

Postby Narrock » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:14 am

Damn, here's another critter that can kill you:

http://www.friendsofsaguaro.org/scorpion-bark.html

This brainchild is holding one in his hand!

http://www.friendsofsaguaro.org/scorpio ... ailed.html
Last edited by Narrock on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
 
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Postby Harrison » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:39 am

Pictures don't work in Firefox, had to open the links in IE (ugh)
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
User avatar
Harrison
NT Legend
NT Legend
 
Posts: 20323
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:13 am
Location: New Bedford, MA

Postby kaharthemad » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:52 am

well when i used to hike one of the things that they used to slow poisons such as those used by the Brown recluse was tobacco.. A wet wad of chewing tabbacco will absorb some of the poisons. not alot but enough to get to a doc. Make sure you grab the spider.
Image
User avatar
kaharthemad
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3768
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:47 am
Location: Somewhere South of Disorder

Postby Martrae » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:27 am

You can eat bark scorpions. Just use a stick to hold it down and cut off the stinger and you're gtg. They are supposedly very tasty.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
User avatar
Martrae
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
 
Posts: 11962
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:46 am
Location: Georgia

Postby Narrock » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:49 am

Raw, sauteed, fried, or baked?
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
 
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Postby kaharthemad » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:50 am

raw
most scorpions taste pretty good.
Image
User avatar
kaharthemad
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3768
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:47 am
Location: Somewhere South of Disorder

Postby Hatak » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:26 am

mmm... scorpions... lobsters of the land, shrimp of the sand.
User avatar
Hatak
NT Froglok
NT Froglok
 
Posts: 268
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:19 pm
Location: Ada, Oklahoma

Postby Jay » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:39 am

That's gross.
Jay

 

Postby Martrae » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:41 am

I saw it on Survivorman so it must be true!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
User avatar
Martrae
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
 
Posts: 11962
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:46 am
Location: Georgia

Postby kaharthemad » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:14 pm

lobsters of the land are cockroaches...
Image
User avatar
kaharthemad
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3768
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:47 am
Location: Somewhere South of Disorder

Postby Hatak » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:39 pm

How's that? Cockroaches don't have pincers nor a tasty curly tail...
User avatar
Hatak
NT Froglok
NT Froglok
 
Posts: 268
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:19 pm
Location: Ada, Oklahoma

Postby kaharthemad » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:43 pm

they are both bottom feeders. go find out what a lobster eats. The look at the cockroach. Lobsters are just the cockroaches of the sea. Think about that the next time you order a tail from Red Lobster.
Image
User avatar
kaharthemad
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 3768
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:47 am
Location: Somewhere South of Disorder

Postby horhay boosh » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:28 pm

a friend of mine got this strange bite on her shin that she noticed when she got up... by the end of the day it was a cylindrical wound that was about a 1/2 inch in diameter that went about an inch deep into her leg...

she would have to visit the doctor during the week because they would have to use a tool to SCRAPE THE INSIDE OF THE WOUND AND SCOOP OUT THE DEAD AND ROTTEN FLESH......

damn dude.
Hey.. come on... I mean. It's not like it's ROCKET SURGERY....

<img src="http://www.anus.com/etc/1337/leet_speak.gif">
horhay boosh
NT Froglok
NT Froglok
 
Posts: 101
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:57 am
Location: h-town

Postby Drem » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:37 pm

@@
User avatar
Drem
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8902
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:02 pm

Postby Narrock » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm

kaharthemad wrote:they are both bottom feeders. go find out what a lobster eats. The look at the cockroach. Lobsters are just the cockroaches of the sea. Think about that the next time you order a tail from Red Lobster.


QFT. Crabs are even worse... they will also eat fecal matter. At least lobsters will hunt live prey too in addition to being bottom feeders.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
 
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Previous

Return to Cap's Alehouse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 12 guests