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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:31 pm

I sincerely hope you're kidding Martrae, because it isn't urine that they squirt out. Trust me.


Ok golden shower boy.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:36 pm

that doesn't even make sense Ginz

if you're going to slag him, at least put a modicrum of effort into it
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:37 pm

I guess you didn't read that part of the thread.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:40 pm

No I did, but it just seemed like a weak attempt

I'll give you a mulligan, try again
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:45 pm

Do you follow everyone around and rate their "weak" posts? Or are you just stalking me again?
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Postby Tikker » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:48 pm

Since i'm posting in the same thread as you, I MUST be stalking you

there's only like 20 active posters on the whole board, chances are paths are bound to cross
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:51 pm

Since we're on the subject of active posters, Taxx has been quiet lately.
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Postby kaharthemad » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:15 pm

and this is a problem Ginz?
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:22 pm

Just curious.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:44 pm

Vincenti wrote:Personally I would wear this shit like cologne :bowdown:


holy shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:47 pm

Tikker wrote:that doesn't even make sense Ginz

if you're going to slag him, at least put a modicrum of effort into it


He doesn't have the ability to do so Tikker. Next thing he'll do is start backpedaling by saying something like "uh... oh... I knew that it really wasn't piss, I was just messin with Mindia" or some stupid shit. Proof that Ginz knows nothing about the female body, let alone the sex organs. Maybe he's well-versed in cockology and can provide some insight in that area.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:50 pm

He doesn't have the ability to do so Tikker. Next thing he'll do is start backpedaling by saying something like "uh... oh... I knew that it really wasn't piss, I was just messin with Mindia" or some stupid shit. Proof that Ginz knows nothing about the female body, let alone the sex organs. Maybe he's well-versed in cockology and can provide some insight in that area.


Wow, what a surprise, I didn't know THIS was coming.

And rofl, I know nothing about the female body. You're the one that thinks golden showers are orgasms. You're a fucking tool. Plain and simple. And OOOOOOOHHHH you called me gay. Are you married right now Mindia? Do you have a girlfriend?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:54 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
He doesn't have the ability to do so Tikker. Next thing he'll do is start backpedaling by saying something like "uh... oh... I knew that it really wasn't piss, I was just messin with Mindia" or some stupid shit. Proof that Ginz knows nothing about the female body, let alone the sex organs. Maybe he's well-versed in cockology and can provide some insight in that area.


Wow, what a surprise, I didn't know THIS was coming.

And rofl, I know nothing about the female body. You're the one that thinks golden showers are orgasms. You're a fucking tool. Plain and simple. And OOOOOOOHHHH you called me gay. Are you married right now Mindia? Do you have a girlfriend?


YOU IDIOT. Are you really this dumb or is it all just an act? When a girl has an orgasm and "squirts" at the climax, IT IS NOT URINE! Get that through your thick fricken cranium. Holy shit, somebody else try to get through to this boy!

And no, I'm not married. Yes, I am dating a girl. What is your lame ass point this time?
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:59 pm

My ex-wife was a squirter. I'd make her cum quite frequently, and she'd squirt juices like 2-3 feet from her love chasm. Was awesome. Other than that she was useless.


2-3 feet?

Rofl

It was piss, get over it.

I didn't know men of God were such fucking freaks. lol

Does your new girlfriend piss all over you too? Or do you just stick with the basics, i.e feltching, tea bagging, cum swapping?
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:10 pm

Female orgasm is such a strange thing, the mere fact that some girls have liquid flow when they orgasm and some do not is a strange enough thing to ponder on. At least with guys you all do it the same way :P ROFL
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:19 pm

Ginzburg is a lost cause. At some point in this thread he will finally admit that he was wrong, but he's going to hold out for as long as he can because of his ego.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:51 pm

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I really don't understand why girls don't swallow, it only takes a second and it saves having a mess to clean up after. Its not a big deal, its not like he is asking to poop on your face.


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Postby runamonk » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:53 pm

araby wrote:any man that really thinks he can make a girl orgasm just by how he "does it" is fooling himself and knows nothing about how a woman gets off. it's far more to do with the woman than you think-I'd be willing to bet at LEAST 85% of women do not know how to orgasm.


Agreed.

The woman needs to know the puss. If she can't give herself an orgasm, nobody else is going to be able to do it.

Guys are easy, a little suave, a little rub rub fap fap fap and we're done.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:57 pm

FYI I married the handjob champion of the world and I'm down proud of that fact.

Ladies, do your men a favor, BJ + HJ = Drooling men.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:58 pm

The woman needs to know the puss


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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:05 pm

Ginzburg is a lost cause. At some point in this thread he will finally admit that he was wrong, but he's going to hold out for as long as he can because of his ego.


Oh you mean like you did in the muslim thread when you owned yourself in regards to the depiction of Muhammad?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:18 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Ginzburg is a lost cause. At some point in this thread he will finally admit that he was wrong, but he's going to hold out for as long as he can because of his ego.


Oh you mean like you did in the muslim thread when you owned yourself in regards to the depiction of Muhammad?


Ok rainman, enough of you. Begone, fool.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:26 pm

In all fairness, some women, if they have to pee during the act, might pee on you during orgasm since they really arent contracting the muscle to stop from peeing anymore.

Tidbit of info, and no I havent peed on anyone, but my sister has, I am told.


Ok, as you were.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:33 pm

That's different. Pee doesn't shoot out 2-3 feet. That kind of pressure can only be accomplished from an orgasm, and the fluid is an ejaculatory fluid, not urine.

Carry on.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:43 pm

Ok rainman, enough of you. Begone, fool.


Way to dodge the issue.

And if you think I am so stupid, which seems to be a common theme to your petty slams, please cite some examples rather than making generalized statements that have no bearing on the subject at hand.
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