Orgasm in a bottle?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:44 pm

That's different. Pee doesn't shoot out 2-3 feet. That kind of pressure can only be accomplished from an orgasm, and the fluid is an ejaculatory fluid, not urine.

Carry on.

And go to any "squirter" porn site on the internet. It shoots all over the room and it aint an orgasm.

As you were.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:46 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Ok rainman, enough of you. Begone, fool.

Way to dodge the issue.

And if you think I am so stupid, which seems to be a common theme to your petty slams, please cite some examples rather than making generalized statements that have no bearing on the subject at hand.

You're the one who keeps dodging the issues. You made a claim that when a girl "squirts" during an orgasm, that it's pee. That is stupid, wrong, and a weak attempt at trying to convince me that I got a "golden shower." Would you like me to cite more examples?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:47 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
That's different. Pee doesn't shoot out 2-3 feet. That kind of pressure can only be accomplished from an orgasm, and the fluid is an ejaculatory fluid, not urine.

Carry on.

And go to any "squirter" porn site on the internet. It shoots all over the room and it aint an orgasm.

As you were.

Ok retard, you believe what you want. God gave you that ability. I'm done with you and your ignorance.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:48 pm

Just keep in mind, you *might* have been peed on slightly. Just because it was during orgasm, doesnt mean a bit of tinkle didnt escape.

Speaking of which, I gotta pee.

And before I am taken seriously, please know I am kidding around. So leave me alone.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:55 pm

You're the one who keeps dodging the issues. You made a claim that when a girl "squirts" during an orgasm, that it's pee. That is stupid, wrong, and a weak attempt at trying to convince me that I got a "golden shower." Would you like me to cite more examples?

Wrong, I said when a girl squirts two to three feet during an "orgasm" it's pee. Rofl. You're just mad because you got pissed on and you were too stupid to know.

Please, cite more examples.

Ok retard, you believe what you want. God gave you that ability. I'm done with you and your ignorance.

"God...giving people the ability to piss on each other since the dawn of time"

I guess you should thank him golden shower boy.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:57 pm

Darcler wrote:Just keep in mind, you *might* have been peed on slightly. Just because it was during orgasm, doesnt mean a bit of tinkle didnt escape.

Speaking of which, I gotta pee.

And before I am taken seriously, please know I am kidding around. So leave me alone.

Pee doesn't taste sweet and lemony. Just watch Jackass, when he pisses on the snow cone and takes a bite out of it and then throws up.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:57 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
You're the one who keeps dodging the issues. You made a claim that when a girl "squirts" during an orgasm, that it's pee. That is stupid, wrong, and a weak attempt at trying to convince me that I got a "golden shower." Would you like me to cite more examples?

Wrong, I said when a girl squirts two to three feet during an "orgasm" it's pee. Rofl. You're just mad because you got pissed on and you were too stupid to know.

Please, cite more examples.

Ok retard, you believe what you want. God gave you that ability. I'm done with you and your ignorance.

"God...giving people the ability to piss on each other since the dawn of time"

I guess you should thank him golden shower boy.

Your brain is beyond repair.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:58 pm

Pee doesn't taste sweet and lemony.

Words can't even describe my horror.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:59 pm

Your brain is beyond repair.

And look! Another generalized statement that has no bearing on the conversation at hand.

WAY TO GO MINDIA!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:01 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Your brain is beyond repair.

And look! Another generalized statement that has no bearing on the conversation at hand.

WAY TO GO MINDIA!

Neither does, "stop whining, Nazi." Hypocrite.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:04 pm

Neither does, "stop whining, Nazi." Hypocrite.

Stop whining, Nazi pervert.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:22 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Pee doesn't taste sweet and lemony.

Words can't even describe my horror.

HAHAHA

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:24 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Neither does, "stop whining, Nazi." Hypocrite.

Stop whining, Nazi pervert.

Do you ever just shut the fuck up?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:25 pm

runamonk wrote:
Ginzburgh wrote:
Pee doesn't taste sweet and lemony.

Words can't even describe my horror.

HAHAHA

I had to laugh at that one myself. He just told the whole NT community that he's never eaten pussy.

:rofl:

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:25 pm

So what does pee taste like then if it's not sweet and lemony?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:28 pm

had to laugh at that one myself. He just told the whole NT community that he's never eaten pussy.

OMFG NOT THE WHOLE NT COMMUNITY, WHAT HAVE I DONE!

So what does pee taste like then if it's not sweet and lemony?

Mindia can tell you, he once had an old girlfriend who use to give him golden showers. Based on the ferocity of the squirt, some must have landed in his mouth.

Do you ever just shut the fuck up?

And stop whining Nazi pervert golden shower boy.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:29 pm

Jay wrote:So what does pee taste like then if it's not sweet and lemony?

Watch Jackass the movie... that should clue you in. Other than that I wouldn't know. I wouldn't think that a fluid that has been filtered through your kidneys has a sweet taste.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:29 pm

Watch Jackass the movie... that should clue you in. Other than that I wouldn't know. I wouldn't think that a fluid that has been filtered through your kidneys has a sweet taste.

Sweet and...lemony perhaps?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:31 pm

If anything it does look sweet and lemony. Imagine adding it to a glass with some ice cubes and a mini umbrella. It'd look very delectable.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:37 pm

runamonk wrote:
araby wrote:any man that really thinks he can make a girl orgasm just by how he "does it" is fooling himself and knows nothing about how a woman gets off. it's far more to do with the woman than you think-I'd be willing to bet at LEAST 85% of women do not know how to orgasm.

Agreed.

The woman needs to know the puss. If she can't give herself an orgasm, nobody else is going to be able to do it.

Guys are easy, a little suave, a little rub rub fap fap fap and we're done.

The woman also needs to be comfortable with herself, anyone with inhibitions that is too busy worrying about how they look during sex or what the other person is thinking about them is not going to be a woman capable of orgasming. Its nice and easy for guys, for girls it takes a lot more because its very easy for us to subconciously prevent it from happening.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:38 pm

Oh and...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_eja ... n#Research

...In Mindia's case...I'm betting on door #1.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:38 pm

Jay wrote:If anything it does look sweet and lemony. Imagine adding it to a glass with some ice cubes and a mini umbrella. It'd look very delectable.

Afterthought: :dead:

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:40 pm

...and since when do girls taste sweet and lemony... now you are making me think pussy tastes like the godly pastry known as the lemon square, and that is just not accurate, if it were I would be a lesbian for the love of free lemon square goodness!

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:41 pm

...and since when do girls taste sweet and lemony

It doesn't, I gather that's what piss tastes like considering Mindia has mistaken vagina juice for a 2-3 foot spout of urine.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:42 pm