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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:03 pm

Ginz, Mindia says you've never eaten pussy. Truth? Fiction?


Fiction of course.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:06 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
Ginz, Mindia says you've never eaten pussy. Truth? Fiction?


Fiction of course.


Well, if it wasn't sweet and at least somewhat lemony, then I'd say you were eating her ass on accident. How did those dingleberries taste?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:07 pm

Jay wrote:Ok check this out. Mindia, you might just be the greatest male sex god on this entire earth, however, it was proven to at least maybe a small tiny 1 trickle of a degree that you were peed on. You can't avoid that. Maybe even a little bit like a drop of it was pee, but still, you got peed on. Cong.

Ginz, Mindia says you've never eaten pussy. Truth? Fiction?

Both you guys are big time trolls. No denial. You both troll more than you contribute, however that's a kind of a paradox cuz the troll posts that incite flaming are the most interesting reads thus they count as a contribution.


Liar, I don't troll. I used to (pre-ban). Show me one instance, in the last 3 weeks since I've been back, where I trolled. Besides the Dinosaur/Bird thread I made just to mess with Tikker.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:08 pm

Adivina wrote:You guys seem to forget that not all women actually ejaculate during orgasm either, so Mindia just because he has not seen what you say doesn't mean he hasn't made his girl cum. Some girls just don't do that :P


I know. I just like seeing him trying to wriggle his way out of a hole he dug for himself.

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Postby Jay » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:10 pm

Mindia wrote:
Jay wrote:Ok check this out. Mindia, you might just be the greatest male sex god on this entire earth, however, it was proven to at least maybe a small tiny 1 trickle of a degree that you were peed on. You can't avoid that. Maybe even a little bit like a drop of it was pee, but still, you got peed on. Cong.

Ginz, Mindia says you've never eaten pussy. Truth? Fiction?

Both you guys are big time trolls. No denial. You both troll more than you contribute, however that's a kind of a paradox cuz the troll posts that incite flaming are the most interesting reads thus they count as a contribution.


Liar, I don't troll. I used to (pre-ban). Show me one instance, in the last 3 weeks since I've been back, where I trolled. Besides the Dinosaur/Bird thread I made just to mess with Tikker.


I explained myself in a different thread. I think the muslim one.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:11 pm

And I responded to that as well. :boots:
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:14 pm

You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!
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fixt :P
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Postby Thon » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:20 pm

Lyion wrote:Unfortunately, Arabs are notorious cowards and these are people who are easily knuckled under.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:51 pm

Not quite mrhands.mpg.
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:53 pm

I'm not clicking.
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:42 pm

Well, if it wasn't sweet and at least somewhat lemony, then I'd say you were eating her ass on accident. How did those dingleberries taste?


What's wrong with eating ass?
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:47 pm

I would suppose nothing as long as its clean
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Postby leah » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:20 pm

there wouldn't be a problem here if mindia and ginz would BOTH admit that either one of them could be right.

neither one of you can deny that it is possible for a girl to shoot pee. HOWEVER, neither one of you can deny that it's possible for female ejaculation to squirt, either. for fuck's sake, ginz, you weren't there--it coulda been ejaculate.

shut up already hehe
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:23 pm

I must say... this has been the most amusing thread I've seen in a long time.

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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:25 pm

Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


Ok, dip your finger in your snapper and lick your finger. What's the first flavor that comes to mind?
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Postby Jay » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:38 pm

Mindia wrote:
Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


Ok, dip your finger in your snapper and lick your finger. What's the first flavor that comes to mind?

Before you do that go get your camcorder.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:42 pm

Read the article.
It depends on her diet. Your girlfriend might have pastry snatch, but Adi might not.

I do not shoot. I honestly think females that do are freaks of nature. I've never been with a shooter either. So I am in "the norm".


Holy shit, my keyboard works. I made a whole post.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:48 pm

Mindia wrote:
Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


Ok, dip your finger in your snapper and lick your finger. What's the first flavor that comes to mind?


sweet and/or lemony is not anywhere near what I've ever tasted
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:50 pm

Now he'll just accuse you of eating nasty pussys because the only pussy he's ever licked tastes like sweet lemons.

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Postby Tikker » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:52 pm

he's probably tasting leftover douche~
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:54 pm

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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:03 pm

Tikker wrote:he's probably tasting leftover douche~



lol gross
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Postby Spliffs » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:28 pm

Pussy tastes like... skin... at least when you're licking the clit. I never noticed any discernable flavor. Of course, I don't stick my tongue inside either, I think fingers or cock are better for that job.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:08 pm

Adivina wrote:
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araby wrote:any man that really thinks he can make a girl orgasm just by how he "does it" is fooling himself and knows nothing about how a woman gets off. it's far more to do with the woman than you think-I'd be willing to bet at LEAST 85% of women do not know how to orgasm.


Agreed.

The woman needs to know the puss. If she can't give herself an orgasm, nobody else is going to be able to do it.

Guys are easy, a little suave, a little rub rub fap fap fap and we're done.


The woman also needs to be comfortable with herself, anyone with inhibitions that is too busy worrying about how they look during sex or what the other person is thinking about them is not going to be a woman capable of orgasming. Its nice and easy for guys, for girls it takes a lot more because its very easy for us to subconciously prevent it from happening.



Exactly and I don't mean this in a bad way but it's more mental for women.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:12 pm

Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


No but it does look like an exotic flower of some kind.
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