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lol what a dumbass

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SYDNEY, Australia - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was hospitalized for a mild concussion he suffered while vacationing in Fiji, reportedly after falling out of a palm tree. :dunno:

Richards, 62, was injured earlier this week and flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment, band spokeswoman Fran Curtis said in a statement Saturday.

"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," Curtis said.

The statement did not elaborate on Richards' condition or explain how he was injured.

But media reports in Australia and New Zealand said Richards hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort and remained hospitalized in Auckland.
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Its only Rock n Roll man.
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Maybe he wanted some coconut milk but mistaking the palm tree for a coconut tree.
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Yeah, he was prolly high and wanted to milk some dates.
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who the hell climbs a palm tree? (besides a dumbass obviously) But seriously...that's like saying, "oh look a rose, let me suck on the stem"
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The visual of Keith Richards falling out of a Palm Tree is absolutely side-splittingly hilarious.
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WHY'S THE RUM GONE
compost the rich
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brinstar wrote:WHY'S THE RUM GONE


My favorite part of that movie
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Post by horhay boosh »

keith richards is a cyborg... pretty sure his soul left his body sometime around may 24, 1987.... look deep into that fools eyes...
Hey.. come on... I mean. It's not like it's ROCKET SURGERY....

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