Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)
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Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:17 am
I can't fucking sleep, and it's beginning to fuck with my head.
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Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 11:23 am
Harrison wrote: I can't fucking sleep, and it's beginning to fuck with my head.
Harrison wrote: I'm going to go to bed and be productive tomorrow.
So you lied twice in one statement.
Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:25 am
Oh no, I definitely did go to bed.
It simply resulted in me staring at the ceiling before I gave up on trying to sleep again.
I've attempted twice already since midnight. That was 13 hours ago.
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Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Mon May 01, 2006 11:27 am
sleeping pills?
Narrock
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by Narrock » Mon May 01, 2006 11:29 am
You're thinking about stuff too much, or you're stressed about something. Your mind is having a hard time "shutting down." Try again, you will fall asleep eventually.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:29 am
Even if I had any, they don't do shit to me besides make me feel funky.
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Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:34 am
Mindia wrote: You're thinking about stuff too much, or you're stressed about something. Your mind is having a hard time "shutting down." Try again, you will fall asleep eventually.
I know that's what it is. Isn't shit I can do about it until it's over though
(besides ya know, posting it on a messageboard)
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Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 11:44 am
Suicide might help too.
Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:45 am
Too permanent of a solution.
I'd rather enjoy waking up sooner or later.
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Lyion
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by Lyion » Mon May 01, 2006 11:48 am
Zanchief wrote: Suicide might help too.
Set the example. Rig up a Webcam, some plastic explosives, and a Viva Paul Martin shirt and give us a show, plz.
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. – C. S. Lewis
Tikker
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by Tikker » Mon May 01, 2006 11:59 am
Slovotzky's law #39
When in doubt, rub one out
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by Jay » Mon May 01, 2006 12:01 pm
Have a lot of caffeine during the day. At night when you start to come off of it you'll keel over and pass out. That's what it does for me.
Otherwise, whatever your problem is, get closure on it. Confront it and get the answer immediately. No need to waste time on sleepless nights and come to work shitty and tired. Good luck.
Harrison
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by Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 12:19 pm
Round 3
FIGHT!
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by Jay » Mon May 01, 2006 12:21 pm
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 12:23 pm
Harrison wrote: Round 3 FIGHT!
I choose Dhalsim.
Jay
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by Jay » Mon May 01, 2006 12:23 pm
Guile ftw
Martrae
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by Martrae » Mon May 01, 2006 12:24 pm
Go exercise....a lot.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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by DangerPaul » Mon May 01, 2006 12:28 pm
Tikker wrote: Slovotzky's law #39 When in doubt, rub one out
or smoke a bowl, my two things I have to do nightly due to insomnia
I think I averaged 3 hours a night in April.
leah
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by leah » Mon May 01, 2006 1:19 pm
what's wrong?
lolz
Shannan
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by Shannan » Mon May 01, 2006 1:22 pm
Paul! Lets smoke together?! We can meet 1/2 way, what about Denver?
DangerPaul
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by DangerPaul » Mon May 01, 2006 1:29 pm
pick a date and buy a bag
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by Jay » Mon May 01, 2006 1:31 pm
Weed is bad for you. It makes you get tattoo's in visible places, scorn god and lose at life.
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by DangerPaul » Mon May 01, 2006 1:32 pm
Do not forget, it also makes you ride harleys, which in turn gets you lots of tickets and prevents you from getting a driving job /boggle
Minrott
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by Minrott » Mon May 01, 2006 2:08 pm
Exercise in the morning.
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by Gaazy » Mon May 01, 2006 3:20 pm
my old roommate is now a pillhead, OC, percocet, etc., and he sleeps like a baby, take 5 oxycontins and you will sleep np~