Trinity...no Trinity?

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Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?

Yes, Jesus is more than man
13
30%
No, Jesus isn't God and vice versa
9
21%
Couldn't care less
21
49%
 
Total votes : 43

Trinity...no Trinity?

Postby Thon » Mon May 01, 2006 4:47 pm

the Jesus thread made me wonder how many christians believe in the Trinity

i'm not a christian, so i took door #3
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Postby Martrae » Mon May 01, 2006 4:48 pm

Jesus is more than a man but he's not God. You've left me with no option. :(
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Postby Lyion » Mon May 01, 2006 4:53 pm

I thought this was a thread of doing her:

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Postby Thon » Mon May 01, 2006 4:58 pm

i had to get people to look somehow~
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Postby Tossica » Mon May 01, 2006 4:58 pm

Jesus is just another dead Jew.
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Postby horhay boosh » Tue May 02, 2006 9:05 am

HA!

the idea of the trinity is essentially the best way western civ has come up with to explain the aspects of God.

it is a fair tool, certainly enough for most Christians, to give them a framework of the language in the bible....

it is also of course a mystery that cannot truly be simply defined and it is not a concrete and simple concept that alot of fundamentalist theologians try to make it....

you are supposed to be explaining God after all... you know.... that might be a little difficult with simple metaphors.

I appreciate what it tries to explain. But trying to reconcile all of the aspects of each part to each other is not possible..... :mystery: SORRY COULDN'T STOP MYSELF
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Postby Markarado » Tue May 02, 2006 8:09 pm

Martrae wrote:Jesus is more than a man but he's not God. You've left me with no option. :(
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Postby Narrock » Tue May 02, 2006 9:04 pm

It's nice to see that 10 people (so far) believe that Jesus is more than just a man.
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Postby Tikker » Tue May 02, 2006 9:07 pm

it's nice to see that more than half have a brain!
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Postby Vincenti » Tue May 02, 2006 9:15 pm

lyion wrote:I thought this was a thread of doing her:

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She has almost aqualine features, the nose just looks yummy and her squarish face just dramatizes the beauty of her eyes.

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Postby Narrock » Tue May 02, 2006 9:16 pm

Tikker wrote:it's nice to see that more than half have a brain!


lol do you know how to read simple polls?
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Postby Donnel » Wed May 03, 2006 8:37 am

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Postby vonkaar » Wed May 03, 2006 9:01 am

Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:it's nice to see that more than half have a brain!


lol do you know how to read simple polls?


I'm pretty sure he was referring to the "don't care" crowd.
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Postby ClakarEQ » Wed May 03, 2006 9:59 am

I'm won't say I'm not suprised by the lack of christians, too bad IMHO.
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Postby 10sun » Wed May 03, 2006 10:01 am

If I had to make that decision, I would say Jesus was a prophet. He simply inspired people to live better lives.
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Postby vonkaar » Wed May 03, 2006 10:40 am

ClakarEQ wrote:I'm won't say I'm not suprised by the lack of christians, too bad IMHO.


Christians could vote, "Couldn't care less," for all you know.
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Postby Agrajag » Wed May 03, 2006 10:44 am

Jesus was a bible thumper from the future where time travel is commonplace. He traveled back in time to "rise from the dead" and "walk on water" to create a new faith.

He was later caught by Jean-Claude Van Damme and forced to touch himself and implode. Unfortunately, the damage had been done and the Time Cops had to leave it at that.
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Postby Tikker » Wed May 03, 2006 10:51 am

ps, carrie anne moss isn't all that attractive at all =\
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed May 03, 2006 10:52 am

she was til she dyked herself up in Matrix 2, now I cannot look at her
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Postby Tikker » Wed May 03, 2006 10:54 am

she's a little too bony for my liking
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Postby Narrock » Wed May 03, 2006 3:10 pm

vonkaar wrote:
ClakarEQ wrote:I'm won't say I'm not suprised by the lack of christians, too bad IMHO.


Christians could vote, "Couldn't care less," for all you know.


I'm curious as to how Vonkaar Goatlove, deitical figurehead of the homosexual sunflowers, voted on this issue.
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Postby Drem » Wed May 03, 2006 3:16 pm

Why do you care?
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Postby Narrock » Wed May 03, 2006 3:44 pm

Drem wrote:Why do you care?


Why do you care that I care?
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