Orgasm in a bottle?

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:25 am

Harrison wrote:Would be if Adivina wasn't in it

how do you two know each other ? I know you both had that darkfire name in EQ but thats about it.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:52 pm

Neighbors or something like that.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:19 pm

Harrison wrote:I have to agree

I don't want to be covered in discharge, thanks.

You're a queer. lolz

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:38 pm

ClakarEQ wrote:if you don't use condoms and don't want kids, sex is mess (unless she goes the ptm or pta route). And you always have the pill and such. I just don't recall ever having "clean" sex, squirter or not, sex is dirty business

I'm on the pill, I know sex is messy, but I am refering to the fact that I would rather not dump 2 cups of questionable liquid on the man and the bed if possible, I think that would be more gross than fun. A little mess is ok, but being soaked in something that often contains urine just isn't my cup of tea. I like my sex the way it is, he can make the mess fine on his own :P

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:43 pm

Adivina wrote:
ClakarEQ wrote:if you don't use condoms and don't want kids, sex is mess (unless she goes the ptm or pta route). And you always have the pill and such. I just don't recall ever having "clean" sex, squirter or not, sex is dirty business

I'm on the pill, I know sex is messy, but I am refering to the fact that I would rather not dump 2 cups of questionable liquid on the man and the bed if possible, I think that would be more gross than fun. A little mess is ok, but being soaked in something that often contains urine just isn't my cup of tea. I like my sex the way it is, he can make the mess fine on his own :P

I was with one girl many many years ago that got so wet that I'd be covered from knees to halfway up my stomach

at first it was kinda cool, cause it was tangible evidence that something was done right

but after a while it got really old having to shower after sex

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:46 pm

Tikker wrote:
Adivina wrote:
ClakarEQ wrote:if you don't use condoms and don't want kids, sex is mess (unless she goes the ptm or pta route). And you always have the pill and such. I just don't recall ever having "clean" sex, squirter or not, sex is dirty business

I'm on the pill, I know sex is messy, but I am refering to the fact that I would rather not dump 2 cups of questionable liquid on the man and the bed if possible, I think that would be more gross than fun. A little mess is ok, but being soaked in something that often contains urine just isn't my cup of tea. I like my sex the way it is, he can make the mess fine on his own :P

I was with one girl many many years ago that got so wet that I'd be covered from knees to halfway up my stomach

at first it was kinda cool, cause it was tangible evidence that something was done right

but after a while it got really old having to shower after sex

Exactly my point. At least with guys its only a little bit of stuff, so you can have a quickie and get back to doing whatever. I prefer to not have a huge mess to worry about each time, I want to just enjoy myself

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:52 pm

How about no mess at all? Tit fuck + swallow.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:55 pm

That would leave minimal mess, you are forgetting lube or spit, nothing a towel dry can't solve though.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:04 pm

Yeah true. Hey you busy later?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:20 pm

you want her to use the strap on wiht your man-tits?

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:14 am

This reminds me of something. A long time ago I was with a girl that use to tell me she felt the urge to pee during sex. She had minor O's but nothing extraordinary. I've read that the beginning stage of a woman's orgasm is very similar to the sensation of peeing and women sometime suppress this urge and are suppressing their orgasms. Since I never got this girl to "let go" and eventually had to let her go (bad pun sorry) I wanted to ask you girls if that sounds right or is total bs. :mystery:

leah · Post by **leah** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:19 am

i've had that before, but i think it was cuz i actually had to pee hehe

ClakarEQ · Post by **ClakarEQ** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:30 am

two cups of liquid DAMN that would be a jumbo O LOL.

My experience has been may a shot glass or two of juice.

Tikker makes a good point, the near requirment to change the sheets after sex was a bummer but most of the time I'd throw a thick towel down under her before we got in to it. I won't mention the "in-car" activites and the mess that would make (i'm getting close to TMI I think)

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:16 am

ClakarEQ wrote: (i'm getting close to TMI I think)

Dude this thread hit that about page 5

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:55 am

ClakarEQ wrote:two cups of liquid DAMN that would be a jumbo O LOL.

My experience has been may a shot glass or two of juice.

Tikker makes a good point, the near requirment to change the sheets after sex was a bummer but most of the time I'd throw a thick towel down under her before we got in to it. I won't mention the "in-car" activites and the mess that would make (i'm getting close to TMI I think)

Yeah, a towel under her is always a good idea.

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:20 pm

Works for periods too. Just stay clear of white towels.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:23 pm

I'm an orgasm in a bottle, baby..
cum..cum..cum on and let me out.
:brinstar:

leah · Post by **leah** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:47 pm

Eziekial wrote:Works for periods too. Just stay clear of white towels.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:06 pm

Period sex makes me think of murder scenes ><

leah · Post by **leah** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:10 pm

it's not that messy, for crying out loud hehe

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:16 pm

I miss gushy sex, any of you ladies want to remind of what it is like to be with a swallower who requires a shower after?

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:39 pm

leah wrote:it's not that messy, for crying out loud hehe

I know but thats just what I think of rofl. Usually you are not supposed to bleed everywhere when you are doing something you enjoy, lol

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:40 pm

Adivina wrote:
leah wrote:it's not that messy, for crying out loud hehe

I know but thats just what I think of rofl. Usually you are not supposed to bleed everywhere when you are doing something you enjoy, lol

Unless you are a cutter...

araby · Post by **araby** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:05 pm

Eziekial wrote:This reminds me of something. A long time ago I was with a girl that use to tell me she felt the urge to pee during sex. She had minor O's but nothing extraordinary. I've read that the beginning stage of a woman's orgasm is very similar to the sensation of peeing and women sometime suppress this urge and are suppressing their orgasms. Since I never got this girl to "let go" and eventually had to let her go (bad pun sorry) I wanted to ask you girls if that sounds right or is total bs.

yes this is true. when stimulation occurs, enough of it in the right way will cause the lower abdomen to swell...her vagina is reaching upward (toward belly button) and belly button stretches downward-causes the cutest, sexiest pot belly you've ever seen btw-and if she does not hold back and can stand it...she will "O" and if she uses her muscles (the ones which kegels improve) and her inner thighs as well as upper abs-she can increase the intensity of the "O" control it, make it last longer...and usually squirt even if there is enough power behind the contraction and stimulation at the same time. nipple play helps with this...but mostly what helps is actually anal stimulation. or smacking of the buttocks. also known as spanking.

:burnout:

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:44 am

Wow. Marry me.