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Postby Griever » Thu May 04, 2006 3:46 pm

His avatar has made me think he is far sexier than I should give him credit for.

But thats still pretty damn sexy.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 04, 2006 4:55 pm

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DangerPaul wrote:lol, had no idea where to find them, so I went to Shannan's myspace because I knew she had pornstar pics there. I don't surf porn, so I have no idea where to get it, except from NT people


I have no NT myspace friends
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are you still porking that 19 year old or did you find something even younger on Myspace?
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 04, 2006 4:58 pm

I will have to post some pics, but I found this cute little camwhore who is a spitting image of adivina
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Postby Tae-Bo » Thu May 04, 2006 5:30 pm

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Postby Xaiveir » Thu May 04, 2006 5:46 pm

Ving Rhames...hmmmmm good choice.
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Postby Adivina » Thu May 04, 2006 5:57 pm

captain_insano wrote:I will have to post some pics, but I found this cute little camwhore who is a spitting image of adivina
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fixt :P
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 04, 2006 6:39 pm

Is there an alternate lifestyle you haven't told us about Adivina? :wink: :wink:
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Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

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Postby Minrott » Fri May 05, 2006 7:11 am

Ralph <img src=http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/epee_kurgan().jpg>


Paul <img src=http://www.cityinfonetz.de/tagblatt/archiv/kinoimg/hoffman-punch.jpg>

Adivina <img src=http://users.keyaccess.nl/~doosk02/Supreme/Women/VeronikaZemanova/VeronikaZemanova02.jpg>

Goose of course <img src=http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/177908.1020.A.jpg>

Maeya <img src=http://www.kaposnet.hu/kata/movie/faces/shue_elizabeth.jpg>
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Postby Minrott » Fri May 05, 2006 7:38 am

labatts on the right <img src=http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050405/164115__wings_l.jpg>

Jay <img src=http://www.international.ucla.edu/cms/images/bobbylee11.jpg>
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Postby DangerPaul » Fri May 05, 2006 7:53 am

Minrott, I hate you. That actor is an annoying piece of shit, I won't even watch a movie if he is in it. He ruined Along Came Polly and Boogie Nights, anything else he is in and I walk ><
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Postby Narrock » Fri May 05, 2006 8:45 am

Philip Seymour Hoffman is awesome. I can't believe you don't like him Paul.
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Postby DangerPaul » Fri May 05, 2006 8:49 am

Go watch him in the two movies I mentioned and his annoyance factor will make you open your eyes. yeah, I know he is acting a role, but EVERY fucking role he plays annoys me.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri May 05, 2006 8:55 am

what a fun thread. I've missed a lot of good threads lately, wtf =(
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Postby DangerPaul » Fri May 05, 2006 8:56 am

how you lost your virginity thread in EE, go post there
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Postby Narrock » Fri May 05, 2006 9:00 am

I thought he was really good in "Along Came Shannan." I also liked him a lot in "Red Dragon." I will agree with you though about his role in "Boogie Nights." He was very annoying in that one. His crudeness is over-the-top and that's what makes him funny.
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Postby Tossica » Fri May 05, 2006 9:03 am

He will always be Brandt from The Big Lebowski.
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Postby vonkaar » Fri May 05, 2006 9:19 am

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DangerPaul wrote:lol, had no idea where to find them, so I went to Shannan's myspace because I knew she had pornstar pics there. I don't surf porn, so I have no idea where to get it, except from NT people


I have no NT myspace friends
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are you still porking that 19 year old or did you find something even younger on Myspace?


yes, we just moved in together actually.

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Postby Jeddas » Fri May 05, 2006 9:46 am

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Postby Captain Insano » Fri May 05, 2006 11:42 am

nmind... forget the robot here is who would play me:


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Postby Jay » Fri May 05, 2006 11:46 am

Minrott wrote:labatts on the right <img src=http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050405/164115__wings_l.jpg>

Jay <img src=http://www.international.ucla.edu/cms/images/bobbylee11.jpg>


Hey I'm offended by that. I do NOT wear glasses.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri May 05, 2006 12:11 pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING TO THAT DOGGY

omg hasselhoff..i am skeered

p.s. that fucker annoys me too..isn't he the fag from boogie nights? hmm can't remember what movie it was but he was begging for some cock and i was like double yew tee eff and never liked him after that
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Postby Arlos » Fri May 05, 2006 12:42 pm

Yeah, that's him. I was forced into watching some stupid movie with him in it a year or so back. He spends the entire movie huffing gas and mooning after his wife who comitted suicide. The added annoying factor is that she left him a letter explaining why, but he's never opened it for like 5 or 10 years or something.

Oh yeah, greaqt movie. Not.

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Postby Narrock » Fri May 05, 2006 12:45 pm

Arlos: (either one of these)

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Postby Maeya » Fri May 05, 2006 12:55 pm

Thank you, Minrott. That's flattering. =)
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Postby leah » Fri May 05, 2006 12:57 pm

hells yes it is, elizabeth shue is gorgeous. now do me with a good one, minrott hehe
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