Why do some girls act like they are badass bitches

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Why do some girls act like they are badass bitches

Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 11, 2006 12:47 pm

and then whine when they don't win?

Tuesday night I was at work, and this girl Angie came in. Angie is a pretty girl, but she dates a man 30 years older than her because he has money. They get to drinking, and are assholes to each other, and he has caughther cheating on him a few times, but because she is young, he keeps her around.

So they got in a fight at the bar across the stree and she decided to come in and hang out with her mom who just got married that morning. We asked her to leave after she was giving the other patrons lap dances, because I wouldn't serve her, and she was bored.

Now she is a "biker chick" She hangs out with all the crowd that ride Harleys and drink much and like to have a good time.

She came back in around 10. THe bar was pretty much dead, it was me, Dusty, an older guy, and Tom Sawyer. Yes that is his name. He is 40 years old, and Drop Dead GORGEOUS. He's more of a cowboy than anyhting else. More like redneck.

SO its free pool night, and I am kicking some ass with my new stick I got for my birthday.

She asks Tom to play pool with her. He comes up to the bar to order another beer, and looks at me with horror on his face. HE said I don't want any of that do I? TO which I responded, if you are into venereal diseases, then I dont see why not.

So she starts fucking around with him, play punches and slaps, trying to knee him in the manhood, that kind of stuff. He was playing back and it was getting pretty rough. Well, about an hour later, I had enough, so I asked them to go sit at seperate ends of the bar. She made a comment about how he couldn't handle a real woman, to which he responded "Go try that shit with your old man, he might like it, but I don't" So she walks over to that end of the bar, with her arms wide open, trying to apologize. Then she knees him in the nuts and runs outside. Well, he gathers his composure and goes outside after her. I walked out and she was laughing and trying to kiss him, and they were playing around again. I went back in because some mroe customers had come in, and went back out about 15 minutes later to find them half naked on the ground.


I told them to either go get a room, or come back inside and drink some beer. He got up, and said. "I'm not gonna fuckher, she is a skank whore"

She walked back in, grabbed her purse, and knocked him upside the head with it. To which, he grabbed her other hand which she was trying to hit him with, and spun her around, and she fell and hit her head against the bar.

SO I called my boss, and told him htat I couldn't control the situation, and he headed back up there.

A few minutes later they are outside, and she is crying about how she is a woman with children and she deserves respect, and noone in this town will give her any. So he spit on the ground, and told her she deserved as much respect as his spit did. Which got her going again, and she is hitting and slapping him and punching him.

SO the owner shows up and gets her settled down and sends her home. 15 minutes later, her new step Dad and another biker show up ready to kick this guys ass. She went home and told a house full of bikers that Tom beat the shit out of her.

SO I was off yesterday, and now I have to go back in tonight and talk to her Step Dad and tell him what happened. He doesn't like his step daughter and knows she is a trouble making whore, but he thinks it is wrong to hit a woman no matter what the circumstance is.
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Postby Eziekial » Thu May 11, 2006 1:00 pm

Is this some trailer trash equivalent of The young and the Restless or a new reality show?
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Postby vonkaar » Thu May 11, 2006 1:02 pm

Where the fuck do you work? This sounds like Roadhouse.

You need some Swayze to back you up.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 11, 2006 1:02 pm

Yeah. Pretty much, the bar is on the wrong side of the tracks. When people's success is measured by how many sq feet there double wide is. I AMNOT KIDDING
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Postby Snero » Thu May 11, 2006 1:05 pm

Why do some girls act like they are badass bitches


because they know most guys won't hit woman, they take advantage of it but are shocked when things don't go the way they had planned would be my guess
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 11, 2006 1:16 pm

vonkaar wrote:Where the fuck do you work? This sounds like Roadhouse.

You need some Swayze to back you up.
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That about sums it up
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Postby mofish » Thu May 11, 2006 1:40 pm

A woman with children that deserves respect in this town or :

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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 11, 2006 1:41 pm

probably the latter. Come to think of it, she was so excited that she finally has supervised visitation with her kids a few weeks ago.
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Postby Harrison » Thu May 11, 2006 2:14 pm

Free pool night at bars = pwn
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Postby vonkaar » Thu May 11, 2006 2:47 pm

Curious though... where DO you work? I know every bar within a 100 mile radius.
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Re: Why do some girls act like they are badass bitches

Postby Dylan » Thu May 11, 2006 5:57 pm

The Kizzy wrote:So she walks over to that end of the bar, with her arms wide open, trying to apologize. Then she knees him in the nuts and runs outside.


Some dumb bitch tried that on my friend in 9th grade, no guy should be stupid enough to fall for it, my friend sure didn't.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 11, 2006 7:16 pm

vonkaar wrote:Where the fuck do you work? This sounds like Roadhouse.

You need some Swayze to back you up.
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Postby Jay » Thu May 11, 2006 8:09 pm

She can fight, trust me. She gave me a bear hug in Chicago that I could not break out of. I was friggin 6ft tall and almost 300lbs.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu May 11, 2006 8:11 pm

Jay wrote:She can fight, trust me. She gave me a bear hug in Chicago that I could not break out of. I was friggin 6ft tall and almost 300lbs.


Maybe you're just a big pussy.
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Postby Jay » Thu May 11, 2006 8:13 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Jay wrote:She can fight, trust me. She gave me a bear hug in Chicago that I could not break out of. I was friggin 6ft tall and almost 300lbs.


Maybe you're just a big pussy.


Trust me. Anyone who knows her irl knows she has hulk like size and strength. Why do you think Tacks isn't posting anymore? =P
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Postby Phlegm » Thu May 11, 2006 8:16 pm

Jay wrote:
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Jay wrote:She can fight, trust me. She gave me a bear hug in Chicago that I could not break out of. I was friggin 6ft tall and almost 300lbs.


Maybe you're just a big pussy.


Trust me. Anyone who knows her irl knows she has hulk like size and strength. Why do you think Tacks isn't posting anymore? =P


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Postby Gaazy » Thu May 11, 2006 9:50 pm

i hit a girl once, last year, she hit me first tho. In my eyes, if a bitch can throw a punch, she can damn well fucking take a punch.
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Postby Drem » Thu May 11, 2006 10:09 pm

KARATE KOMMANDOS
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Postby Darcler » Thu May 11, 2006 11:08 pm

Gid hits me if I hit him first. Never in the face, just enough to keep me from hitting him again.
It doesnt work.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri May 12, 2006 9:03 am

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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri May 12, 2006 9:28 am

Now dosey-doe,
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And promenade her left,
And don't fall down!
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Postby Jay » Fri May 12, 2006 11:10 am

What about Gidan's Kung Fu?
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Postby Darcler » Fri May 12, 2006 2:52 pm

What about it?
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Postby Jay » Fri May 12, 2006 3:26 pm

His Kung-Fu skills don't stop you?
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