a secret agent man visited me today

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:40 pm

at work, I noticed my co-worker's husband and said, "oh hey, she's with a patient at the moment" and he said, "actually you're who I want to talk to."

apparently, because I'm pretty and can talk to people, he and special agent narcotics asked if I'd be interested in working under cover for them for money. They would pay me $50-100 to go to some clubs and try to get someone to sell to me. My safety would be guaranteed and I wouldn't have to testify, and of course I'd have to keep it to myself.

I said, "you want me to be a narc?" and they said..."yah."

can you believe that lol :wtf:

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:44 pm

don't count too much on your safety, someone like me would come back and find you after being set up and butcher you in your sleep... really worth $50-$100 a pop?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:44 pm

Did you do it?

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:51 pm

no way that's like the worst tattle-tail ever

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:45 pm

wouldnt care much about being a tattle tail, it would be the part about hard drug dealers definitely trying to find you and kill you for ratting them out

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:04 pm

I'd so do that. These ppl never get touched. If you get in deep they'll probably get you a new name and relocate you under witness protection. That'd be badass