Why do some girls act like they are badass bitches

[Darcler]

My Kung Fu is greater.

[Guntaag Gorefeast]

ill have to come cause a ruckuss thats not too far down the highway from here~!

[Darcler]

I didnt know Gunt lived in TexAss.

I would go to Kizzy's bar, but now that she described it, I dont want to get stabbed or something.

[labbats]

You'll be fine, just make sure to tell the bouncer you are from the internet.

[The Kizzy]

I am the bouncer on the nights I work. I got knocked square in the chest one night, it hurt for a couple of weeks. Its not a rough bar by any means, but people do get nasty when you cut them off. Friggin Texas laws are whack. If someone leaves my bar and gets a DUI, I have to pay a $4000 fine and spend a year in jail, and thats a first offense.

[The Kizzy]

Oh, and I only work Tuesday nights and THursday nights. Tuesdays is free pool, and Thursday is pickin and grinnin

[labbats]

There's probably very little pickin and grinnin when the customers have no teeth. Saves on the toothpick bill probably.

[Jay]

I'll put money on the fact that Kizzy could probably kick her boyfriend's ass.

[Narrock]

I'll put money on the fact that Kizzy could probably kick her boyfriend's ass.

Nope, I'd put 20 bucks on Yukon Cornelius any day.

[Darcler]

Aww man, with Gid's new schedule, we can only go out Sat and Sun nights. Boo on you.

[Diekan]

See what happens when you fuck with the chuck?

[The Kizzy]

Aww man, with Gid's new schedule, we can only go out Sat and Sun nights. Boo on you.

Bah, I might hav eto work the floor this weekend. Which means big tips, and much ass grabbing. I am going to wear my inflatable butt. Come out Saturday. I have a new cell, I will call you later and give you the number. Well, technically, I will give your voice mail the number because you never answer the cell phone.

[Darcler]

I'm pretty bad about answering my phone