Paris Hilton is one fucking cool chick

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Paris Hilton is one fucking cool chick

Postby Captain Insano » Sun May 14, 2006 3:38 am

I just got back from the Landmark in the OC and Paris was there and I got to dance with her.

Absolutetyl totallly kool chick. Hung out with the crowd and got ot drink with her in the back. fuck ya!


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Postby Captain Insano » Sun May 14, 2006 4:03 am

i'm not aplayin this chick rocked
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Postby Dylan » Sun May 14, 2006 4:22 am

Did she smell like a twat uncleaned for 5 weeks?
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Postby DangerPaul » Sun May 14, 2006 7:09 am

She didn't get any dirty pirate fucking from the captain? I am ashamed of you sir !
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Postby Narrock » Sun May 14, 2006 8:36 am

Did you get to see her stinkpie, or at least her undies?
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun May 14, 2006 9:23 am

I don't believe you.

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Postby Gargamellow » Sun May 14, 2006 11:15 am

of course she rocked

she is hot, sexy, and sweet

not to mention, richer than god

grats on the dancing with someone famous:) that is a really cool thing to have done in a lifetime
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Postby dammuzis » Sun May 14, 2006 11:38 am

unless there is a captn movie with paris


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Postby Minrott » Sun May 14, 2006 12:43 pm

Did you introduce her to Davie Jones?
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Postby liquidstayce » Sun May 14, 2006 12:53 pm

:liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?
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Postby Jay » Sun May 14, 2006 1:06 pm

:pics:
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Postby Trielelvan » Sun May 14, 2006 1:40 pm

liquidstayce wrote::liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?

For some god-awful reason, I read that to mean he was up in her camel toe :banghead:
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Postby Drem » Sun May 14, 2006 5:22 pm

lol
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Postby Jay » Sun May 14, 2006 5:30 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
liquidstayce wrote::liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?

For some god-awful reason, I read that to mean he was up in her camel toe :banghead:


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Postby Captain Insano » Sun May 14, 2006 8:23 pm

hahah... I was actually the first person to go talk to her. In most situations people just stare and don't have any balls when it comes to stars... I just walked right up to her and started talking. Then a little later I danced with her for like 30 seconds on the floor....My buddy did too. After that her and her friends spent the rest of the night in a closed off area in the back.

She was actually very cool, and godamn she was fucking hot in person. I've seen some of her pics and she looks a little rough but she had her A-game on last night.

sry no pictures. Most stars get pretty annoyed getting hassled for photos all the time and at the time I was more interested in getting in her pants than getting a photo.
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Postby araby » Sun May 14, 2006 8:37 pm

she's so hot, that I'm sick of looking at her in pictures, I'd just rather see her in person. I believe that she is probably amazing in person. All hatred stems from jealousy or stupidity...I don't know why people talk so badly about her. :wink: I *am* very jealous of her money, that's for sure.


thing is, without her money, she'd still be as gorgeous, just not famous for the same reason, if at all.
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Postby Tikker » Sun May 14, 2006 9:22 pm

if she wasn't rich, she'd be making money by doing porn for real
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Postby araby » Sun May 14, 2006 9:23 pm

Tikker wrote:if she wasn't rich, she'd be making money by doing porn for real


you think? what makes you say that? because she let a boyfriend film them having sex? I know tons of people who do this that wouldn't be into porn. just curious..
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Postby Drem » Sun May 14, 2006 9:27 pm

i don't think she'd be as hot w/o the money. her fashion sense is what seals the deal.
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Postby Dylan » Sun May 14, 2006 11:24 pm

I think the flag is racist.

I think the flag is history.

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Postby Tikker » Sun May 14, 2006 11:26 pm

haha, wtf
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 15, 2006 12:17 am

she's a tiny little thing too. For some reason I thought she would be taller and bigger I guess...She's like a little hot stick figure.
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Postby Drem » Mon May 15, 2006 6:31 am

aren't her feet really big and that's why she always wears heels
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Postby Lyion » Mon May 15, 2006 7:01 am

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Postby Ginzburgh » Mon May 15, 2006 7:34 am

aren't her feet really big and that's why she always wears heels


Yeah like size 11.

Thats more than twice the size of my GF's feet. :eyecrazy:
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