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Postby Diekan » Mon May 15, 2006 8:11 am

I guess she'd be ok if you like women dumber than dirt. Even in person I can't see how she's hot.
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 15, 2006 9:37 am

Diekan wrote:I guess she'd be ok if you like women dumber than dirt. Even in person I can't see how she's hot.


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Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 15, 2006 9:53 am

I wear size 13. If I didn't, I would fall over.

So did you bang her?
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Postby Adivina » Mon May 15, 2006 10:13 am

I don't care I will admitt I think she is pretty, I think she needs a little weight on her though, the stick person thin thing doesn't do it for me. I like girls with curves! (disclaimer: or Shakira because she is amazingly gorgeous!)
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Postby leah » Mon May 15, 2006 10:27 am

i have no trouble admitting females are hot either

but paris hilton isn't one of them :shrug: different strokes for different folks, eh?

but ya, adi, shakira is a goddess. if i could look like a celebrity, she'd be IT.
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Postby Tikker » Mon May 15, 2006 10:56 am

niether paris or shakira really do much for me

I tend to like meatier looking women, like Kate Winslett
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Postby Jay » Mon May 15, 2006 11:11 am

Alba ftw
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 15, 2006 11:40 am

The Kizzy wrote:I wear size 13. If I didn't, I would fall over.

So did you bang her?


hah! I wish. I'm not famous so I have no chance.
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Postby Diekan » Mon May 15, 2006 12:34 pm

Tikker wrote:niether paris or shakira really do much for me

I tend to like meatier looking women, like Kate Winslett


Shakira isn't "meaty?" Have you seen that ass of her's? I just rubbed one off to her last night. I'd give both my nuts to drill that phat ass of her's. She can't sing for shit, but my god that woman has an ass on her and that just wont quit.
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Postby Jay » Mon May 15, 2006 1:32 pm

Diekan wrote:
Tikker wrote:niether paris or shakira really do much for me

I tend to like meatier looking women, like Kate Winslett


Shakira isn't "meaty?" Have you seen that ass of her's? I just rubbed one off to her last night. I'd give both my nuts to drill that phat ass of her's. She can't sing for shit, but my god that woman has an ass on her and that just wont quite.


She's got a great ass. What makes it exquisite is that she knows how to shake it.
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Postby Narrock » Mon May 15, 2006 2:00 pm

Jay wrote:
Diekan wrote:
Tikker wrote:niether paris or shakira really do much for me

I tend to like meatier looking women, like Kate Winslett


Shakira isn't "meaty?" Have you seen that ass of her's? I just rubbed one off to her last night. I'd give both my nuts to drill that phat ass of her's. She can't sing for shit, but my god that woman has an ass on her and that just wont quite.


She's got a great ass. What makes it exquisite is that she knows how to shake it.


QFT

Maybe her name should've been spelled, "Shakeira."
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Postby leah » Mon May 15, 2006 2:03 pm

seriously, shakira is a model of how i'd like to look :bowdown:
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 15, 2006 2:59 pm

would you even have that giant fat ass too? thats just great.
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Postby Drem » Mon May 15, 2006 4:09 pm

Jay wrote:Alba ftw
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Postby Adivina » Mon May 15, 2006 6:39 pm

Same Leah I have said it time and time again, if I could trade looks with one person it would so be Shakira. If I could inherit her ability to move and shake I'd take that too :P
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Postby Jennay » Mon May 15, 2006 7:40 pm

I like that Hips Don't Lie song a little, but it's hard to tell who's singing- Shakira or Kermit the Frog.
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