I wore shorts to the office yesterday. It was a beautiful day. I got called in to work at the bar, so in the couple of hours I had in between, I went tanning. I burned my ass. It hurts. So when I got home, I took a shower, and started getting ready for work, and I decided I was going to wer my comfy pants because of my burned posterior. They have always been loose, but they wouldn't stay up, and they looked funny with my belt. SO I just bit the bullet, and decided to rub lotion on the bum and wear some jeans that are a little tight that I haven't worn in some time now. They were loose!!!!. I feel great, I can fit into my size 16 again!! THat might not sound like a big deal to you guys, but trust me, it is!!
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
I'm 6'3" Eric, if I was a size 8, I would be a toothpick, even when I was a toothpick, I was a size 12. Show me an amazon that is a size 6 and I will give you all my goat points.
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
WTF? I'm always an ass? Would you like to provide examples of this? I'm always cool. Besides, if you read my post you'd see that I said "J/K" which means "just kidding," in case you didn't realize that complex fact.
The Kizzy wrote:I'm 6'3" Eric, if I was a size 8, I would be a toothpick, even when I was a toothpick, I was a size 12. Show me an amazon that is a size 6 and I will give you all my goat points.
I know Janet, that's why I said J/K. Why the hell are chicks so damned sensitive all the time?
