What would you do with an extra arm?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:12 am

From Associated Press:

SHANGHAI, China - Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

Neither of the boyâ€™s two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Childrenâ€™s Medical Center.

â€œHis case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm,â€

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:13 am

pose sexy for the camera

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:20 am

2 of my arms would do as normal arms do. The 3rd arm would be constantly masterbating.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:28 am

I'd train to be a boxer

defend that shit mofaka

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:37 am

Most likely you would just die of birth-defect before the age of two.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:45 am

Beofre I stop posting forever due to Jay's selfishness, (See 30k car thread), I just want you to know that I am crying because of this fucking picture.

God bless this poor baby and the family who loves them.

Post by **Gidan** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:11 pm

I would have a hard time finding shirts

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:14 pm

Gargamellow wrote:Beofre I stop posting forever due to Jay's selfishness, (See 30k car thread), I just want you to know that I am crying because of this fucking picture.

God bless this poor baby and the family who loves them.

Cry me a river you retarded bitch. I already said I was gonna change it.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:55 pm

Those foot clamps are pretty kewlio :hiphop:

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:57 pm

if the parents dont name him Zaphod they need to be shot

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:14 pm

it kinda made me giggle that they named the baby jie-jie(jeje?)

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm

I would have it surgically removed

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm

I'd get a klondike bar.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:20 pm

I would find Xavier's school of gifted children, and check in

Griever · Post by **Griever** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:28 pm

He should train to be in the next Mortal Kombat.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:18 pm

Jay hit my idea right on the head@

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:17 pm

I would train with ninja stars every day. You would be like the death star, but instead of a huge laser you would throw like a hundred ninja stars a second.

People would compare you to the second coming of christ with such power.

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:49 pm

id play two wow characters

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:12 pm

i bet that kid will be a handful

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Tue May 30, 2006 10:28 pm

<img src="http://namelesstavern.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=1321">
the end is nigh

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:33 pm

i would flip people off with 50% more efficiency than previously thought possible

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:43 pm

would you do it as hard as you could?

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:53 pm

jie jie means little brother in Mandarin (National language of China).

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:03 am

araby wrote:would you do it as hard as you could?

yeah, i hope you can see it

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:35 am

Sorry jie jie means older sister in Mandarin... Dunno what I was thinking ><